By Slow_Walker - 15/11/2014 22:59 - Georgia - Tbilisi

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Today, I was watching The Walking Dead while in bed, when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later, as I was getting ready for sleep, I found out I'd actually been robbed. FML
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Slow_Walker 7

Yeah for me too... my reaction was taking the biggest kitchen knife, locking the door and looking for that bastard... for the moment i thought i was capable of killing someone... it scares me.. didn't know i was capable of even thinking like this :0

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MrConcise 34

Maybe you should've watched CSI or Cops, then you would've taken it seriously.

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JGKLassiter 6

At least you're safe! A life is priceless, the items robbed are irrelevant and can be replaced.

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MrConcise 34

Maybe you should've watched CSI or Cops, then you would've taken it seriously.

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iLike2Teabag 27

You can say OP got robbed cause she was a little too... ... Tuned in. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!

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teentee401 36

That's...that's not a pun in this context.

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Slow_Walker 7

oh don't you worry... I've instructed the police how to investigate my case :)))) they laughed and left though :)))))

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JGKLassiter 6

At least you're safe! A life is priceless, the items robbed are irrelevant and can be replaced.

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FBellesLife 15

Very true, but unfortunately not everything is replaceable. OP, maybe it's time to check if the doors and windows are locked, regardless if you are or aren't in the house, could have been worse. FYL but YDI.

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niallo 23

I disagree. If you catch someone robbing your house, unless you're really big, the chance is they'll attack you. A life is more important then stuff, even if it's irreplaceable. FYL

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184886837272837 32

#11 she kinda said the same thing? That a life is more important than the stuff getting stolen? You're right about how odds are you might get attacked but that's kinda irrelevant to her comment.

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niallo 23

31. I agree, but I was replying to 8 who was talking about stuff not being replaceable. I forgot to tag the person I was replying too. My bad.

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Ichiya 29

You don't get attacked if you blow their brains out with a shotgun.

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Slow_Walker 7

or if you hit them in the brain with something sharp :)

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Slow_Walker 7

Good idea... Should keep some poisoned food in the fridge, just in case :)

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ifoundwaldo123 12

That really sucks, but #2 is right. It could have been worse, but at least you weren't harmed.

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Mean_Girl 5

Who knows what they would have done if you caught them in the act. At least you're safe. I hope there is no extensive damage OP.

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Noheartbeat 19

My biggest fear. 3:10 AM Looks like i'm not sleeping anytime soon! FYL

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onlychildFTW 33

Good news is you were imagining it being a walker. Had it been a walker you'd either be one or dead by being eaten alive.

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