The struggle is real

By Sally - 26/12/2011 11:48 - Australia

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Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
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tweetypie 18

Yea well I haven't had sex....EVER!!!

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RadikulRam 16

I haven't had sex for 7years, 253 days, 12hours and 46minutes. But it doesn't bother me.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Who gives a shit. Tell your horny, stupid friend to find a hobby. Believe me, after having sex a few times...I realise that near hours have been wasted doing an activity with momentary pleasure. Dance a new dance, friends.

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ohmandapants 16

Just because you don't like sex, don't try to ruin it for everyone else.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

If you like sex enough, I am positive this will have no influence in ruining your sex life. Actually, my comment does not have any effect on your sex life whatsoever. If it does, you're doing something wrong.

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BubbleGrunge84 7

OI'm sorry you've wasted time having sex....you must not be doing it right if it's a waste of time. This, my friend, is the weirdest comment I've ever read. Sex is actually a rather beautiful thing, society has just built it up to this taboo notion. Omg people have sex!! Cue the gasp please. Guess what? Sex is actually a healthy part of a lifestyle and being upset because your not getting any is rather normal. YDI for a stupid comment????

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hateevryone 14

maybe she's a freak and not used to going a day without sex.

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Merylwen 24

When you're in a relationship, two weeks may feel long =) When you're single, three years aren't that bad. I mean, no one really needs sex. Get your priorities straight.

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JohnnyBoyFML0420 0

Three years is a long time man you need to get too pumping the old chicken again or something cause that girls on pimp status

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needsagf14 12

I haven't had sex.

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prcd4plsr 1

So go out and find a guy to fill up ur holes or a guy for each hole since its been so long... Not the hardest thing to do quit being so shy

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Mr25_fml 14

It's ok. I'm 18 with a girlfriend and i'm still a virgin. Don't even worry about it

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Dannyfacee 6

It's depressing for her that she hasn't had sex in two weeks? That's pathetic.

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MikeMikeTheAzn 3

I'll find it depressing when I actually have some

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