Take a ticket

By ugh - 24/05/2015 19:53 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 078
You deserved it 5 110
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abbyade 21
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It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.

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DaRito 25
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You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.

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feliciaheartu 21
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That sucks. Get it?

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Lorenzo1102 21
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So does your comment

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worldclassrager 39
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Actually I don't...am I alone with this?

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bingalingading 12
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there's always that one person...

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weswheatley 14
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And in this case, they were here first. Ugh.

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bazookajoey 27
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If you have to ask if we get it, it's probably not a good joke

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Lorenzo1102 21
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Change the date on her phones calendar

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JustinJK 21

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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MzZombicidal 36

Wow, what a hilarious, unwarranted joke about rape, #32.

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Reider022 16
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How many of those appointments does she have on her schedule sounds pretty busy to me

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aruden 25
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Having to schedule in sex sounds like she is a prostitute

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wanted_2_want 40
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Right!?! OP needs to start interviewing for a new relationship.

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Exaspera 54
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Are there that many guys ahead of you?!

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abbyade 21
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It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.

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X_KassidyRose_X 12
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Just come in earlier, it's not like she's gonna have any other patients waiting.

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Toller017 14
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who that he knows of lol

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DaRito 25
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You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.

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cjigsss95 12
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how many people does she give appointment to that you get it after two weeks?

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Cebolamole 13
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Can I get an appointment for three weeks from today, please?

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igg125 30
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What kind of business is she running? You need to get to the front of the line

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