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By ugh - 24/05/2015 19:53 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 078
You deserved it 5 110

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It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.

You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.

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That sucks. Get it?

So does your comment

Actually I don't...am I alone with this?

there's always that one person...

And in this case, they were here first. Ugh.

If you have to ask if we get it, it's probably not a good joke

Change the date on her phones calendar

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MzZombicidal 36

Wow, what a hilarious, unwarranted joke about rape, #32.

How many of those appointments does she have on her schedule sounds pretty busy to me

Having to schedule in sex sounds like she is a prostitute

Right!?! OP needs to start interviewing for a new relationship.

Are there that many guys ahead of you?!

It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.

Just come in earlier, it's not like she's gonna have any other patients waiting.

who that he knows of lol

You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.

how many people does she give appointment to that you get it after two weeks?

Can I get an appointment for three weeks from today, please?

What kind of business is she running? You need to get to the front of the line