The struggle is real

By Sally - 26/12/2011 11:48 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
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tweetypie 18

Yea well I haven't had sex....EVER!!!

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RadikulRam 16

I haven't had sex for 7years, 253 days, 12hours and 46minutes. But it doesn't bother me.

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Well, I've never had sex. So you sound more lucky than me. People can live without sex. Don't believe me? Well.. Ever heard of the word "nun"?

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screamo_neve 12

As soon as I told myself I was going to be a nun for the rest of my life, I became pregnant. Ironic?? I think so...

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Well then, anythings possible! A job should never interfere with new life :)

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JhunnySuperman 0

But a new life can change because of a new job! And I want a cookie

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Souperflip 2

Sex is a drug. If you aren't having any, then you have zero authority on how the withdrawl affects feel.

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Jenmic 14

I take it her friend would contemplate suicide if she went 3 years.

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Jenmic 14

In all seriousness I am also guessing her friend is in a relationship. For most single people going 2 weeks without sex isn't a big deal.

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that1skaterxX 0

I'm still a virgin......

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chels1994 11

Hey, I haven't had sex in 17 years

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JhunnySuperman 0

To bad that joke was already made;)

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kimberlysoileau 6

50 is a ******* dick!

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Larion1 13

3 years seems like systematic problem

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