Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML
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Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my best friend called me a slut during an argument, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. She lost her virginity at 13 years-old, and all four of her kids have a different dad. When I mentioned it, she gave me a black eye. FML
Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
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pwnman 33
Hope she doesn't reproduce!
moonstar986 5
The whole concept of born again virginity is idiotic. Once it's gone you can't get it back
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pwnman 33
Hope she doesn't reproduce!
sayyestothedress 24
Teens these days will believe anything!
devildog562 33
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Duh, if you haven't had sex in 6 months then your a virgin again. The nerve of you calling her out !
pinkchocoa 15
Sorry people can't take sarcasm
rallison22 22
This generation...
sarah5745 41
Yet again, another person criticising the entire generation due to one person.. Please, give it a break!
RussRuss 7
oh yeah cause stupidity really never existed before
BrotherPhil 35
...has the usual few twits.
touch_the_sky_77 22
It must be "reborn innocence" or something that she's thinking. If that were true, many mothers would be virgins...
moonstar986 5
The whole concept of born again virginity is idiotic. Once it's gone you can't get it back
Enslaved 36
Because of religious reasons, my sister also claimed to be a "born again virgin". She didn't have sex for 3 years and waited until her wedding day with her husband. I admire her for her beliefs and dedication. It's not anyone's right to knock someone down just because you don't understand its meaning to that individual.
ChristianH39 30
Believing it and it having meaning to someone still, unfortunately, doesn't make it so. But if thinking they're a virgin again makes someone feel better Its not my place to judge.
Brandi_Faith 33
I don't think it's fair for you to knock someone that believes in born again virginity. Those people know they are not technically a virgin (hence the name). It's a belief that they are starting over fresh and making a promise to themselves to change their ways. There is nothing wrong with that and I personally find it commendable that they are starting fresh and following through with what they believe. Op's friend on the other hand doesn't mention anything about being a born again virgin or this having anything to do with religious beliefs. It sounds as if she just actually thinks that every 6 mths your virginity is renewed, which is actually something that can be laughed at. Op as her friend you should try to educate her on the subject, have another friend back you up for proof. :)
SMHsohard 22
It apparently works for British Royalty
dannnngthatsux 19
And that means not being a virgin makes you hell walking on two feet? It's bullshit. You want to say, "I regret what I did before, but I can do better now, and I admire those who actually are virgins." GREAT!!!! I support you 1000%. I wish my wife and I had met each other before we meet others. We didn't. So stop lying and insulting other people because they screwed up like you.
salvorican 24
Did she fail sex ed or?...
MegMeg362 9
Probably? but maybe she meant that from now on she wont have sex! who knows? Maybe we will get a follow up.
flufee2 27
Ummm... Isnt it 10 Months actually?
rocker_chick23 27
Another victim of abstinence only education.
WCARlover 34
If she believes that she is not mature enough for sex in the first place...
dannnngthatsux 19
Then she's learned wisdom, but virginity is like birth and death. It is or it isn't. You're either dead or you're not. If she said that at first, she might still be a virgin.
SideOfTheAngels 23
I'm really trying not to make a Supernatural reference here...