Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML
Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
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crazyj12006 3
Kinda deserve that bro.
_streets_ 19
Whenever I drive by a hitchhiker, not helping them makes me feel guilty. But at the same time, you never know who they are or what they could do.
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Comments (239)
BluePanda114 0
Do the same thing to him if he comes back with your car..
tehrealone 6
What
MySpleenItches 0
Yeah right.
Bmocc 3
Haven't thought that one through, have you?
freakinglaugher 10
Not sure of trolling, or just stupid.
cotriplecrown 1
Ya cuz he will fall for that
ladyLALAA 29
Just stupid!
TOXICxANARCHIST 0
Are you stupid?
tammy0312 6
Hmmm... I've actually never seen a hitchhiker before. Your area must be pretty bad :/ YDI
chels1994 11
My area has had hitchhikers and hardly anything goes on around here and I love where I live because of that... they don't signify that its necessarily a "bad" area...just sayin :-
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
When I see the ones sitting with dogs, I give them dog food. The bum cant use it to buy whatever HE wants, and his best friend gets a nice meal.
Stahrgeyzer 8
Haven't you watched any of the movies about hitch hikers...They always turn out bad.
JackyIdkk 7
So true^
Itinerant 3
This is why it's best not to get all your information from Hollywood. I mean, how good is a horror story about the 99.9% of people who catch a ride, have a great time, then hop out and wave goodbye as the people happily go their separate way? Heck, I love hitchhiking, and I'd never go watch a movie like that :) If things happened as often in reality as in TV, we'd be up to our necks in alien invaders by now.
BetYourMad 0
Too bad he was coming on to you
MandyMeow_fml 18
Have you learned anything from scary movies?..Never trust a hitchhiker! Or overall a person lurking on the side of the road.
Enslaved 38
Well if he looked crazy, he wouldn't have gotten picked up. More criminals should dress better since there are dum-dums like you out there thinking you can judge a book by their cover.
astralvagan 20
You've heard the horror stories and know better..... YDI because you did it right in front of a sign giving you good advice, dipshit!
DontForgetMe4 0
Ahh, totally deserved that! Some nice clothes and a little ma'am always seem to fool people.
XxHoPPoxX 8
PENGUINS CAN FLY.....
Stahrgeyzer 8
Curiosity has the best of people.