Thief and Transportation: The Hitchhiker

The Hitchhiker

By hitchhiked - 04/01/2012 06:28 - United States

Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML

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You deserved it 86 108

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By tryingtostealmyheart - 19/12/2015 07:12

Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML

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By -__-" - 29/09/2013 05:45 - United States - Vancouver

Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML

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By Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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You deserved it 7 695

By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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You deserved it 5 290

By Are you f*cking kidding me - 12/06/2013 06:10 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML

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You deserved it 4 550

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 3 771

By lamed - 04/12/2009 22:01 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML

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You deserved it 14 775

By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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crazyj12006 3

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:54

Kinda deserve that bro.

_streets_ 19

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:55

Whenever I drive by a hitchhiker, not helping them makes me feel guilty. But at the same time, you never know who they are or what they could do.

Comments

BluePanda114 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:16

Do the same thing to him if he comes back with your car..

tehrealone 6

Wednesday 4 January 2012 14:04

What

MySpleenItches 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 16:52

Yeah right.

Bmocc 3

Thursday 5 January 2012 0:07

Haven't thought that one through, have you?

freakinglaugher 10

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:27

Not sure of trolling, or just stupid.

cotriplecrown 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:18

Ya cuz he will fall for that

ladyLALAA 28

Sunday 8 January 2012 12:34

Just stupid!

TOXICxANARCHIST 0

Friday 10 February 2012 23:50

Are you stupid?

tammy0312 6

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:16

Hmmm... I've actually never seen a hitchhiker before. Your area must be pretty bad :/ YDI

chels1994 11

Wednesday 4 January 2012 14:21

My area has had hitchhikers and hardly anything goes on around here and I love where I live because of that... they don't signify that its necessarily a "bad" area...just sayin :-

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Wednesday 4 January 2012 18:29

When I see the ones sitting with dogs, I give them dog food. The bum cant use it to buy whatever HE wants, and his best friend gets a nice meal.

Stahrgeyzer 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:17

Haven't you watched any of the movies about hitch hikers...They always turn out bad.

JackyIdkk 7

Wednesday 4 January 2012 23:04

So true^

Itinerant 3

Thursday 5 January 2012 5:22

This is why it's best not to get all your information from Hollywood. I mean, how good is a horror story about the 99.9% of people who catch a ride, have a great time, then hop out and wave goodbye as the people happily go their separate way? Heck, I love hitchhiking, and I'd never go watch a movie like that :) If things happened as often in reality as in TV, we'd be up to our necks in alien invaders by now.

BetYourMad 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:18

Too bad he was coming on to you

MandyMeow_fml 18

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:18

Have you learned anything from scary movies?..Never trust a hitchhiker! Or overall a person lurking on the side of the road.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:18

Well if he looked crazy, he wouldn't have gotten picked up. More criminals should dress better since there are dum-dums like you out there thinking you can judge a book by their cover.