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Same thing different taste
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What a tool
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Love is love
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Get back here!
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Should have said yes you heartbreaker :)
God - what would he have done if you'd said yes?
There are no brakes on the rape train...oops, I mean bus.
Pretty sure she would have been raped.
He would have probably pulled out his other knife from his pants ;)
"What's your number?" *Gives phone number* "No, I mean credit card number." *Grabs purse and runs*
Guess your purse was the consolation prize.
Grabbed*
Thanks for your insightful input.
also ran* if you are gonna go grammar nazi at least fix all the mistakes!
Would have been funny if he pulled out the knife first and proposed, and she saying yes. "And that kids, is how i met your mother"
"Kids, my heart was stolen by mister steal your handbag."
In what possible way does she make it sound like it's common?
what are you talking about? In what way does she make it sound like it's common.
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I guess since he couldn't have your hand, he decided to take your handbag.
God - what would he have done if you'd said yes?