Health, Accident and Injury: Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on...

By 282 - 29/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML

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Thursday 11 October 2018 1:29

Why were you on her bed in the first place?

charliewhippet 9

Monday 29 October 2018 14:44

Sounds like your sister's sick of you sitting on her bed in her room when she's not even there....

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 11 October 2018 1:29

Why were you on her bed in the first place?

charliewhippet 9

Monday 29 October 2018 14:44

Sounds like your sister's sick of you sitting on her bed in her room when she's not even there....

Rae Marie 13

Monday 29 October 2018 15:36

I don’t think you deserved the injury but why were you in her room?

Sertorius 10

Monday 29 October 2018 17:38

Maybe they share a room? The real FYL is that you have to pay for basic emergency medical care out of your own pocket. In Australia, Canada, or Europe this would be covered by public health insurance, just go to casualty and get fixed up.