Health, Parenting, Weird and Creepypasta: Call an exorcist - FML

Call an exorcist

By mazz - 26/10/2021 04:59

Today, as usual, without fail, every time I wake up earlier than 10 AM, I vomit blood. No doctor can figure out why, and my parents think I'm lying, spoiled little princess who just wants to be lazy and sleep in every day. If I don’t wake up at 6 AM every day from now on, I’m grounded. FML

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bobsanction 18

Tuesday 26 October 2021 8:04

Wake up at 6am. Go to their bedroom. Vomit blood on them.

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 26 October 2021 5:31

They sound like weirdos.

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 26 October 2021 5:31

They sound like weirdos.

bobsanction 18

Tuesday 26 October 2021 8:04

Wake up at 6am. Go to their bedroom. Vomit blood on them.

MAT1 7

Thursday 28 October 2021 15:26

I can understand their scepticism unfortunately. The idea that getting up before 10 AM causes you to vomit blood is pretty weird, especially if doctors don’t know the cause yet. I don’t think you’re lying but at the same time, I don’t blame your parents for thinking you are. Again, the idea that waking prior to 10 causes you to vomit blood is an oddly specific ailment.

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