FML : Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize...

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nicked - / Saturday 25 April 2009 11:50 / Israel

Money

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By quioxote | 0

#142370 - Saturday 25 April 2009 20:05

A guy was feeling up your butt and your response was to stomp on his foot...but only after the bus stopped? YDI

By curryndricegirll | 0

#142412 - Saturday 25 April 2009 20:12

Why would you let him "feel your butt" long enough for him to steal your wallet?

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By itsame123_fml | 0

#142366 - Saturday 25 April 2009 20:04

lol wow first comment!!!!!!

By itsame123_fml | 0

#142367 - Saturday 25 April 2009 20:04

lol wow first comment!!!!!!

joeyisinsane | 0

#1024283 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 23:19

jizz toenails

sportsmaniak13 | 3

#2727817 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:36

actually second, but nice counting

By samxoxoxolala | 0

#142368 - Saturday 25 April 2009 20:04

woowwwww

By quioxote | 0

#142370 - Saturday 25 April 2009 20:05

A guy was feeling up your butt and your response was to stomp on his foot...but only after the bus stopped? YDI

yaldo_fml | 0

#4082219 - Friday 24 February 2012 17:42

Well she's an Israeli. No morals there.

Grenith | 21

#6217253 - Sunday 1 March 2015 0:30

It was probably as the bus was stopping that he started to feel her up.

By kissicysun | 0

#142375 - Saturday 25 April 2009 20:05

sucks
but you should've reacted sooner

chloelovestoswim | 6

#942357 - Saturday 13 March 2010 15:43

obviously she liked it so shedidnt stop him ;) lmao

By ejvlols | 0

#142392 - Saturday 25 April 2009 20:09

wow YDI. no seriously, why keep your wallet in your back pocket. keep it in a purse, or if ur a man then keep it somewhere inm your chest pocket

toaster468 | 0

#981691 - Monday 19 April 2010 5:45

I want to feel your butt.

By FBIWarning | 0

#142393 - Saturday 25 April 2009 20:09

Must of liked it to allow him to do it for that long, YDI

By youaresofucked | 0

#142405 - Saturday 25 April 2009 20:11

idiot

By curryndricegirll | 0

#142412 - Saturday 25 April 2009 20:12

Why would you let him "feel your butt" long enough for him to steal your wallet?

By mattmag | 0

#142413 - Saturday 25 April 2009 20:12

i never understood why people keep their wallet in their ass pockets. it's like begging to get robbed.

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