Health: Today, my mom came home from surgery. Upon arriving home, she...

By emsbuffalo - 04/01/2012 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom came home from surgery. Upon arriving home, she flashed a paper in my face and said, "Want to see pictures of my colon?" My eyes are still burning. FML

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By postop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I woke up to my mother telling me to sit up and get dressed because we had to go before it was too late. I had just woken up from surgery. She didn't want to be stuck in traffic. FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:59

Was she bending over and spreading her ass-cheeks open?

bbedlock_fml 7

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:02

Want to see my colon? :

Comments

kendybendy 6

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:54

Ewwww...poor you:/

aruam365 24

Wednesday 4 January 2012 15:00

To an untrained eye a colon looks like any other part of a human's innards. I really don't see how that's gross?

iluvhobos 5

Wednesday 4 January 2012 20:38

This isn't gross at all, it's just the human body. Unless of course it was crusty, infected, or gushing with pus.

Tdevonner 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 4:45

...im sorry what???...what could they have done in her abdomen that would make her vag look good?...i mean unles she had sum serious prolapse n it looked like her uterus was hangin outta her n they just tacked it back up...but even that is pelvic at best...

aruam365 24

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:21

57- Do you not know what a colon is? That's the only way that comment makes sense... a colon is not a lady part. Look up some basic human anatomy.

Tdevonner 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:41

i see...n thankyou for clearing that up i was talking to u lol

RaggleFrock 13

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:56

Why would anyone flash the colon pictures around?

yahoowizard 16

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:20

A safer alternative to pepper spray?

thantomaniac 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 9:07

Safer physically perhaps...

ClassyCommando 13

Thursday 5 January 2012 16:44

Here, wanna see a colon? :

_streets_ 19

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:57

Oh you know you enjoyed it.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 4 January 2012 15:35

Unless the OP said "the worst part is that I enjoyed it", then it wouldn't even be on FML.

perdix 29

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:59

Was she bending over and spreading her ass-cheeks open?

phoenixslayer69 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:15

Oh god, that image and you is just.... Turning me on. Is that so wrong?

Torva_fml 16

Wednesday 4 January 2012 21:47

Nope, just flashing pictures!

deviable 9

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:59

At least it's only a picture.

Buttsexpirate 9

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:01

Oh the horror!! That sounds disgusting OP.

astralvagan 20

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:30

This coming from a guy named buttsexpirate

Torva_fml 16

Wednesday 4 January 2012 21:49

You guys didn't catch the sarcasm?! You all fail! Buttsexpirate OBVIOUSLY treasures everything involving the anus....

Shadow_Phantom 26

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:02

I feel sick... >_o FYL, indeed.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 16:48

Why? Seriously when they do anything with the colon they clean it fully before hand. It's no grosser visually then looking in your mouth. I've watched my digestive tract on a monitor why I underwent a procedure to remove pre-cancerous lesions. It was neat, not gross at all.