Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML
Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
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crazyj12006 3
Kinda deserve that bro.
_streets_ 19
Whenever I drive by a hitchhiker, not helping them makes me feel guilty. But at the same time, you never know who they are or what they could do.
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Comments (239)
stevenmx86 8
Duh OP.. Do you really think that any intelligent thief would dress slobbily when trying to act lie a hitchhiker? They want to fool people like you who are stupid enough to say "looks legit".
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Like*
bryan788 29
Well at least you walked away. I hope you have good insuracne
heyred 11
Ted Bundy said that being handsome was his greatest asset, that it made his murder victims believe he was harmless. Only a wallet and car? OP was lucky.
perdix 31
You don't watch enough TV -- look how well Mayhem is dressed, but you don't want him in your car.
desireev 18
Omg!! I LOVE MAYHEM!! He is like that joke that never gets old. I die laughing every time I see one of those commercials!
rubberduckie94 13
I'm a hitchhiker ready to rob you at gun point while driving to your volunteer job at the nursing home. Does your cut rate insurance handle stupidity?
Athga 0
Don't be a good person you'll live longer.
yousirareamong 5
At least you didn't get raped?
lolmigosh 15
"Don't judge a book by it's cover." -LOL
ladyLALAA 29
I voted for both options, as fyl that is awful and scary. Even more so, ydi for picking him up!
Hague0525 0
That's funny
ladyLALAA 29
I am pretty funny
andi_nikki 0
It's not just picking up the hitchhiker. the fact you thought because he was dressed up he was decent. If it was the other way(terribly dressed) around I assume the outcome maybe would still be the same. Lesson learned. Never judge a book by the cover.
thiscrazything 1
Good of you to be so kind, how crappy the world has become that you can't trust anyone. Luckily you weren't hurt, hope you got a good description and he gets caught.