Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML
Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
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crazyj12006 3
Kinda deserve that bro.
_streets_ 19
Whenever I drive by a hitchhiker, not helping them makes me feel guilty. But at the same time, you never know who they are or what they could do.
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Comments (239)
LiftedxChevy 0
You jack wagon. You deserved that for sure. Idk why ppl pick hitchhikers up I really don't have a clue. If u don't know them leave them alone. Let them fuxking walk. What's the worst that gonna happen? There gonna loose weight and might get cold(depending on what area you live in) and is it really that bad when we live in a country that' majority of us is overweight? When I got a flat at 5 am my sorry ass walked over 10 mile I didn't accept no rides from no one i didnt know, and of corse it sucked but u know what I'm still alive still got my car and my wallet!!!
TheDrifter 24
Damn man, up here someone would have stopped to give you a hand if you didn't have tools, or a ride to town if your spare was flat. Most of them would even give you a ride back to your car. What's the world coming to when you can't even offer to help someone, or accept an offer of help, for fear of rape, robbery or murder?
InSanityx 7
Yeah, god forbid those obese hitchhikers "loose" weight, you should tighten their flab for them.
thiscrazything 1
Yeah, come to think of it, I don't ever recall seeing an obese hitchihiker. Around here they are usually very old people that just seem to be down on their luck. It may be crazy, but most of the time I still offer a ride, never had a problem with them. I still can't help but believe that there are more good people in this world than bad.
sukkitEasy 0
Your truck sucks it's a chevy
hurdlebabes 4
That's so your own fault ..
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
It could be worse. He could have shot you and still took your shit.
CherryOnTop222 7
LISTEN TO THE LAW, BITCH!!!
chels1994 11
What. possibly could have made you think that would be a good idea?
capnbzarr 43
How about kindness, humanity, the golden rule, and just all-around-being-a-good-person? I pity you.
chels1994 11
You pity me because I don't pick up strangers holding their thumb up on the side of a road? You must pity a lot of people. There are other ways of showing kindness that have less of a risk. If you don't agree with my opinion against hitchhikers, that's fine but it doesn't mean Im not a nice person
davymac718 4
I'm calling bullshit on this one
lolatthesefmls 0
I always wonder "why is there a you deserved it option? How could someone deserve to be hit by a car etc?" well. You're that 1/100000000 FML that deserves it.
starburst7596 14
You FOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
twilightluvr101 4
Dont judge a book by its cover :-)
MandieL 27
It does suck that you try to be a good person and get jacked, but most people try to be good to strangers when they want to feel like they should be helping people. Next time help someone you know, or an old person cross the street, they are normally pretty safe. YDI though, we r all taught about hitch hikers and you should use your common sense.