Love, Embarrassing, Facebook and Parents: Take it down!

Take it down!

By steven - 28/06/2009 15:53 - Cayman Islands

Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 101 331

You deserved it 7 298

Father's Day: Daddy Chicken or Daddy Wet Hen?
Stories of extraordinary fathers, sometimes awkward but always hilarious. A family read! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Stars of CCTV

By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 15:00

Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 475

You deserved it 157

By wtf - 10/01/2014 16:47 - United States - Delmar

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 033

You deserved it 4 980

By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 222

You deserved it 29 340

By ricard0 - 27/02/2014 20:58 - United States - Petaluma

Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 064

You deserved it 6 141

By Okay - 31/10/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 773

You deserved it 6 116

By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 181

You deserved it 7 939

By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 853

You deserved it 5 290

Spin on this

By foreveralone - 21/03/2020 06:00

Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 616

You deserved it 372

By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 347

You deserved it 3 262

By FirstKiss - 13/07/2009 15:00 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 729

You deserved it 6 671

Kellayy 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:54

Wow that really just sucks XD that's a whole new definition of invasion of privacy

ncochrum 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:58

Your mom is either the coolest or least cool mom on the planet

Comments

Charlie_Whipple 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:38

This is why old people shouldn't have facebook

lol_ness 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:45

this is y i'm seriously glad that my parents hate facebook and stuff like that. even though i ♥ facebook :)

yep_me_again 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:55

1. FYL 2. Untag it! :D 3. woooooOOOOOOOooo!!! was it a short and sweet one...or a nice and juicy one!? Maybe I should just ask your mother, lol.

shadow_skater_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 5:02

STALKER MOM!!!!!!!!!

Stevieebabyy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:25

Did she tag you? Did she tag your boyfriend? If so, be like, "Take the damn picture off."

iliekpieandcakez 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:26

Hahahhaha. Wow.. wtf. Creepy ass mom. I would kill mine if she did that. Seriously. Wow..

hockeyplaya 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:06

thats exactly what my mom would have done if she saw my first kiss... except while it was happening she would say "MY BABY'S FIRST KISS!!!" as she was taking the pictures.

TDE 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:24

XD That's kind of cute of your mom, but yeah, if it was me I'd be embarressed as all hell.

Joschka_2008 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:25

Your mom is a creeper. 'Nuff said.

ShinyShine 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 11:15

aww thats so cute, At that age you might think its nasty & all that but when you get my age 18 you will start reminicing on good old days when things were simpler & well having a picture of your first kiss is not bad, BUT having it on facebook now that is just way out of line!!!