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By Anonymous - United States Today, my mom told me I was worthless and could not do anything by myself. Determined to prove her wrong I attempted to install the AC that I had neglected to put in for the past month. While placing it on the window it fell through landing on her prized roses and breaking into pieces. FML I agree, your life sucks 43520 You deserved it 16395 168 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sexting Parents - United States - Short Hills Nice view Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML I agree, your life sucks 32745 You deserved it 2732 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username - United States Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML I agree, your life sucks 31173 You deserved it 4142 124 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By blargh - Russian Federation - Moscow Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML I agree, your life sucks 44961 You deserved it 4023 250 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Never Going Back To The Doctor - United States Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML I agree, your life sucks 65267 You deserved it 12305 111 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ugly - United States Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML I agree, your life sucks 37079 You deserved it 3494 192 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/7/2020 17:01 Wow, thanks, I'm cured! Today, my dad told me that I'm a weak and negative person because I suffer from depression and anxiety, then he told me to just snap out of it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1557 You deserved it 198 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FueledByFate - United States - Phoenix Today, I went to the doctor after being sick for weeks. I found out that I had bronchitis that then progressed to pneumonia. My girlfriend is hearing impaired, and when I can finally get words to come out when I speak, she can't understand them. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for. FML I agree, your life sucks 21626 You deserved it 1766 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username - United States Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML I agree, your life sucks 16805 You deserved it 60956 141 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML I agree, your life sucks 33705 You deserved it 5696 175 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 14:03 - United States - Springfield Facts over feelings Today, I noticed that my mom still has me saved in her phone with my married name. I told her she could change it back to my maiden name. She said, "Not until it's legal!" My husband and I have been separated for more than 2 years and my divorce will be finalized in 2 days. She still won't change it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1025 You deserved it 156 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ILuvYouSoldiers - United States Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML I agree, your life sucks 94273 You deserved it 21394 721 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mrs14 - United States Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML I agree, your life sucks 8432 You deserved it 31116 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By aloneinaz Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML I agree, your life sucks 6643 You deserved it 819 27 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - International Falls Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML I agree, your life sucks 26276 You deserved it 2027 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/5/2020 08:00 Never? NEVER?! Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for 4 years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML I agree, your life sucks 1458 You deserved it 135 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was at work and a lady screamed at my manager for about 15 minutes, saying I needed to be fired because I couldn't get rid of all the flies buzzing around her food. She was the one who chose to eat on our patio. FML I agree, your life sucks 35175 You deserved it 2485 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By karma - Canada First! Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML I agree, your life sucks 55017 You deserved it 7429 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I met my favourite singer, but when she signed my CD, the marker was out of ink. By the time I realised there was no signature, she was already gone. FML I agree, your life sucks 3069 You deserved it 383 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ian Artis - United States Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML I agree, your life sucks 29768 You deserved it 2803 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By daddysjudy92 Today, after being hospitalized last week due to a severe mental breakdown, my mom is still mad at me for missing her big solo at church. She had even tried to demand I be released from the hospital for it. She's still going on about how she thinks I missed it on purpose. FML I agree, your life sucks 2985 You deserved it 220 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By life101 - 19/10/2020 13:56 PMS FTW Today, I realized how emotional I get around my time of month when I cried because a cheese commercial was so "touching." FML I agree, your life sucks 815 You deserved it 141 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sigh - United Kingdom Today, my boyfriend and I were starting to get in the mood. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask him why. He tells me that when I'm naked and on top of him, I remind him of a cow, with 'udders' . Offended, I go to get off. 'No no' he protests, 'a SEXY cow'. FML I agree, your life sucks 39514 You deserved it 5386 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AzrielB Today, my friend, who had begged me to buy them a plane ticket after being stranded overseas, blocked me. They didn't even use the ticket. FML I agree, your life sucks 2606 You deserved it 466 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, as I was making instant hot chocolate from the hot water dispenser in the break-room at work, a coworker informed me that it was industrial "recycled" wastewater that was only supposed to be used for washing tools. Thanks. I've only been doing that every day for the past 8 months. FML I agree, your life sucks 30995 You deserved it 5233 136 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sociallyanxiousroomie - Canada - Toronto Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML I agree, your life sucks 20435 You deserved it 1612 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ididlookgood - United States Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML I agree, your life sucks 54905 You deserved it 6020 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dariya - United States Today, I asked my mom how much she had set aside for college. She then looked and me as if I were crazy and said "Why the hell would I do anything like that?" FML I agree, your life sucks 43615 You deserved it 4643 54 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By shiney100893 - Ireland - Dublin Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML I agree, your life sucks 52231 You deserved it 6191 124 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML I agree, your life sucks 2135 You deserved it 531 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anon - 30/6/2020 08:02 Parenting Today, my mom volunteered me to watch her cousin’s 7-year-old daughter overnight. She’s a nice kid, but sadly the mom has babied her so much that she literally can’t do a thing for herself. She needed help wiping, bathing and even brushing her teeth. Her mom does it all and never taught her differently. FML I agree, your life sucks 1439 You deserved it 106 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Weekdae - 9/12/2020 09:01 - United States - Litchfield Park Grammar police alert Today, I found another comment online referencing, "Smoke weed everyday." With all due respect for smoking weed, when will people learn that "every" and "day" need to be two separate words in that context? This is seriously making it hard for me to focus on my work. FML I agree, your life sucks 322 You deserved it 1174 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Catherine - United States Today, I had to go to the emergency room with vision problems. The nurse was helping my mom fill out the paperwork. When asked for her employer, my mom started trying to sell the nurse Aflac, and got into a serious 10 minute conversation about it, all while I'm going blind in my left eye. FML I agree, your life sucks 36380 You deserved it 3179 124 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By GT716 - United States Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML I agree, your life sucks 61934 You deserved it 13892 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 08:08 - United Kingdom - London Great expectations Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 994 You deserved it 331 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Sweden Lovely bundles of joy Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML I agree, your life sucks 43948 You deserved it 3823 141 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML I agree, your life sucks 9814 You deserved it 49381 208 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Burning Love - United States - Phoenix Today, I went on a date. As I hugged him, I felt tingles. As a big believer in clichés, I thought it was the tingles of falling in love. Turns out, it was my allergic reaction to his cologne. I now look like I burned my face. FML I agree, your life sucks 46019 You deserved it 5330 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Romania - Bucharest Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML I agree, your life sucks 37200 You deserved it 2523 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I took a well-aimed TV remote to the testicles. My wife’s pregnancy cravings are really bad and I forgot to restock the cupboard with apricot jam and packets of sage and onion stuffing. FML I agree, your life sucks 3377 You deserved it 730 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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Today, I got home from work a few hours early to find my mum cheating, right in the middle of the act. So much for a nice afternoon off. FML I agree, your life sucks 721 You deserved it 51 4 Comments
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 884 You deserved it 310 6 Comments