Still counts!

By Andrea Trevor - 07/08/2018 15:00

Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
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If I learned anything from movies, it's that hidden powers surface in life threatening situations.

More like shplits...hahahaha!

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Put it on your dating resume that you can do the splits. Leave the dog poo requirement out. And remember the age old wise words of the man on the mountain: Poo goes out, not in.

Well I see you got your chocolate for your banana splits 🤣🤣🤣

I hope you stretched first before attempting an advanced move like that...

More like shplits...hahahaha!

If I learned anything from movies, it's that hidden powers surface in life threatening situations.

I guess this means you'll be known as Poopy Vag from now on.

Quite painful aren't they. Especially when you didn't get to stretch. Lol