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Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - / Tuesday 7 August 2018 15:00 /

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By bluhbluhbluh | 10

#7672974 - Tuesday 7 August 2018 23:51

If I learned anything from movies, it's that hidden powers surface in life threatening situations.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7672877 - Tuesday 7 August 2018 19:44

More like shplits...hahahaha!

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By Zekfen | 17

#7672716 - Tuesday 7 August 2018 15:03

Put it on your dating resume that you can do the splits. Leave the dog poo requirement out. And remember the age old wise words of the man on the mountain: Poo goes out, not in.

By Charlie Given | 18

#7672729 - Tuesday 7 August 2018 15:33

Well I see you got your chocolate for your banana splits 🤣🤣🤣

By Abbusser | 6

#7672813 - Tuesday 7 August 2018 18:23

I hope you stretched first before attempting an advanced move like that...

By RichardPencil | 25

#7672877 - Tuesday 7 August 2018 19:44

More like shplits...hahahaha!

By bluhbluhbluh | 10

#7672974 - Tuesday 7 August 2018 23:51

If I learned anything from movies, it's that hidden powers surface in life threatening situations.

By Dave_Davington | 27

#7673047 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 5:58

I guess this means you'll be known as Poopy Vag from now on.

By irrelephant1 | 19

#7674010 - Thursday 9 August 2018 22:53

Quite painful aren't they. Especially when you didn't get to stretch. Lol

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