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By Andrea Trevor - 07/08/2018 15:00

Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
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bluhbluhbluh 14

If I learned anything from movies, it's that hidden powers surface in life threatening situations.

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RichardPencil 30
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More like shplits...hahahaha!

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Zekfen 17

Put it on your dating resume that you can do the splits. Leave the dog poo requirement out. And remember the age old wise words of the man on the mountain: Poo goes out, not in.

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Charlie Given 25
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Well I see you got your chocolate for your banana splits 🤣🤣🤣

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RichardPencil 30
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More like shplits...hahahaha!

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bluhbluhbluh 14

If I learned anything from movies, it's that hidden powers surface in life threatening situations.

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Dave_Davington 33
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I guess this means you'll be known as Poopy Vag from now on.

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irrelephant1 19
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Quite painful aren't they. Especially when you didn't get to stretch. Lol

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