By Andrea Trevor - 7/8/2018 15:00

Still counts!

Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
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By  Zekfen  |  17

Put it on your dating resume that you can do the splits. Leave the dog poo requirement out. And remember the age old wise words of the man on the mountain: Poo goes out, not in.