Today, my cat pissed on my bed, so I had to change the sheets. Just as I got out of bed and take my first step, I stepped in my cat's poop as well and slipped, spraining my ankle. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, my geriatric cat apparently leaked a little before he got to the litter box because when I went to use the bathroom, I slipped on the puddle. My left foot slammed into the kick panel of the cabinet and now my second toe is purple, swollen and tender. I may have broken my toe by slipping on cat piss. FML
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
Vesi 29
Something is wrong. Start with cat litter pan. Was it changed recently? Is it in a new location? Was she shut in your room? Next thought, have you given kitty a new food? Given kitty something they don't normally have? Anything dairy can give them awful cramps, too. If you can rule out foods, litter type, litter pan location and cleanliness, then you may want to consider talking to a vet if kitty does this again.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Assuming this isn’t a kitten, the other comment is right. Go through that check list, but add on to it any major changes have been made. Has someone who used to come around stopped coming around, did another animal move/pass away. But yes if none of this explains the behavior they may have a medical problem that they’re trying to ask for help with.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (4)
Vesi 29
Something is wrong. Start with cat litter pan. Was it changed recently? Is it in a new location? Was she shut in your room? Next thought, have you given kitty a new food? Given kitty something they don't normally have? Anything dairy can give them awful cramps, too. If you can rule out foods, litter type, litter pan location and cleanliness, then you may want to consider talking to a vet if kitty does this again.
Yummi_913 18
And also deep clean the mattress with peroxide because if you manage to solve the kitties problem, they can still smell the urine and might go back to it. Peroxide is the only thing that has gotten cat pee out of my house. One of my cats pees literally everywhere when he gets a urethra blockage or infection. Meds and different kibble did nothing but adding 1 can of wet food a day to his meal plan has left us with 2 years pee free as opposed to the first two years where his issue was practically chronic. He just needed better hydrating 🤷🏻♀️
Major_Haywire 7
Try antifreeze, works wonders
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Assuming this isn’t a kitten, the other comment is right. Go through that check list, but add on to it any major changes have been made. Has someone who used to come around stopped coming around, did another animal move/pass away. But yes if none of this explains the behavior they may have a medical problem that they’re trying to ask for help with.
diraven 15
Try sleeping with a man. They shit and piss the bed slightly less.
jfigley 5
This is why I dont have cats or dogs. No messes, hey!!.....