By oops - 18/05/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML
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Today, when I was out to go for a romantic diner with my girlfriend, a waitress came up to us. Right before she was going to give us the menu, she farted really loud. I felt my hair blowing in the wind. FML.

That's what I call giving your customers a little extra. Even though it's a horrible gift!

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grazynaanka 0

hahahaha that's funny.

robotiick 12

lol when I read tht she bent down I thought it was gunna say tht they could see her thong lol I was wrong

Just turn around and say may I recommend the tacos...

HAHAH how embarassing

That's what I call giving your customers a little extra. Even though it's a horrible gift!

Dukedj 0

Lol. Did they all start coughing and gagging?

did you get a hefty tip?

sevich 0

This FML stinks

Today, when I was out to go for a romantic diner with my girlfriend, a waitress came up to us. Right before she was going to give us the menu, she farted really loud. I felt my hair blowing in the wind. FML.

"I felt my hair blowing in the wind" You sir, win FML