FML : Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML

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Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By oops - / Monday 18 May 2009 04:17 / United States

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By splat_fml | 0

#208658 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:53

Today, when I was out to go for a romantic diner with my girlfriend, a waitress came up to us. Right before she was going to give us the menu, she farted really loud. I felt my hair blowing in the wind. FML.

By 24788 | 6

#208624 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:15

That's what I call giving your customers a little extra.

Even though it's a horrible gift!

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By grazynaanka | 0

#208600 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:07

hahahaha that's funny.

robotiick | 12

#2412470 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:21

lol when I read tht she bent down I thought it was gunna say tht they could see her thong lol I was wrong

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6492997 - Friday 25 December 2015 1:18

Just turn around and say may I recommend the tacos...

By jessicasquash | 0

#208610 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:10

whooooops

By ollievah | 0

#208622 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:15

hahaha niceeee.

By Aelaena | 6

#208623 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:15

HAHAH how embarassing

By 24788 | 6

#208624 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:15

That's what I call giving your customers a little extra.

Even though it's a horrible gift!

By Dukedj | 0

#208626 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:17

Lol. Did they all start coughing and gagging?

By FPsLife | 5

#208638 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:20

Hawt

By biancagolden | 0

#208640 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:27

did you get a hefty tip?

By sevich | 0

#208647 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:40

This FML stinks

By splat_fml | 0

#208658 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:53

KingKralj | 31

#6646519 - Saturday 9 July 2016 23:32

"I felt my hair blowing in the wind"
You sir, win FML

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