FML : Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had...

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jbhadafuckedupday - / Thursday 15 March 2018 01:30 /

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By Zekfen | 17

#7611439 - Thursday 15 March 2018 1:36

How rude of him not to put up a slippery when shit sign.

By Allie614032 | 31

#7611441 - Thursday 15 March 2018 1:43

Sounds like a shitty day.

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By Zekfen | 17

#7611439 - Thursday 15 March 2018 1:36

How rude of him not to put up a slippery when shit sign.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7611440 - Thursday 15 March 2018 1:40

Well he went to the bathroom, he just forgot to tell you where!

By Allie614032 | 31

#7611441 - Thursday 15 March 2018 1:43

Sounds like a shitty day.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7611462 - Thursday 15 March 2018 2:35

Sounds like a ...

wait on it...

scatalogical circumstance!

Nah, not as good as the forbidden phrase!

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7611470 - Thursday 15 March 2018 3:16

Good boy! Hes got the right idea. Oh wait, it's a human being.

By cmlcmx | 4

#7611489 - Thursday 15 March 2018 4:31

😂

By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7611490 - Thursday 15 March 2018 4:35

With kids, there is always a good side. This being, you did not raise a liar. He may have not told you the whole story, but it doesn't matter, because you didn't ask. Hopefully nothing serious happened from the fall lol

Lalala579121 | 27

#7611511 - Thursday 15 March 2018 7:24

On the bright side, the child is already learning to omit the full truth for personal gain. He will be a great businessman someday.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7611494 - Thursday 15 March 2018 4:48

Is there anything worse than being knocked out by a turd?

julfunky | 25

#7611653 - Thursday 15 March 2018 15:25

Being knocked out and landing face-down in said turd.

By kujiens101 | 21

#7611496 - Thursday 15 March 2018 5:27

Don’t be mad at your son. Shit happens.

By zuckerburg | 13

#7611498 - Thursday 15 March 2018 6:05

A very important lesson you can teach your son is to look where he is going. And good on him for going to the bathroom on his own. Now next time it may be on the loo (considering he probably doesn't have his own potty and it was a bit too high for him to get on himself)