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Stacy's mom…

By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 17:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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Fashionista

By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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Buy your own then!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 14:00 - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen

Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:27 - United States

Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML

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By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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Let it all hang out

By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, my mom was pulling up weeds on the terrace while wearing gardening gloves. Why is that worth mentioning? Because that's literally all she was wearing. FML

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By Nicole - 13/03/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML

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By mvp - 26/07/2009 23:51 - United States

Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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By cookie_lover_xx - 15/10/2015 06:24 - United States - Chandler

Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML

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lifesabeach1213 7

Friday 24 June 2011 23:53

And the lesson is... don't judge teens by their parents and don't judge parents by their teens.

OCDC 9

Friday 24 June 2011 23:54

She's just reliving her hooker days.

Comments

gibb_fml 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 1:46

Is she hot?

SmittyJA24 26

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:19

... and divorced??

ACDC_Fan 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 1:49

maybe she's trying to teach you a lesson?

iyazwoodfle 4

Saturday 25 June 2011 1:49

no no no...the lesson is to not walk around like a scantily dressed *****

baden18830 5

Saturday 25 June 2011 1:53

tell her if she won't get out of your clothes, she stays at home cuz she looks like a *****

missjet 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 2:02

I wouldnt leave the house with her

Blue87 4

Saturday 25 June 2011 2:03

she's a *****.

VitaLp 14

Saturday 25 June 2011 2:03

It sounds like she's trying to prove a point to you about how embarrassed she gets when you wear things like that. And the worst part is you didn't even pick up on it.