Parents, Naked and Nudity: Let it all hang out - FML

Let it all hang out

By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, my mom was pulling up weeds on the terrace while wearing gardening gloves. Why is that worth mentioning? Because that's literally all she was wearing. FML

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cuz803 44

Sunday 20 June 2021 16:01

Ah...classic nudist. Nudity can be so beautiful but also so scarring. Sorry you witnessed something so...raw. I hope nobody else witnessed your mom in her nude glory. She must have a high self esteem to put herself in that position.

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cuz803 44

Sunday 20 June 2021 16:01

Ah...classic nudist. Nudity can be so beautiful but also so scarring. Sorry you witnessed something so...raw. I hope nobody else witnessed your mom in her nude glory. She must have a high self esteem to put herself in that position.

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