By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 23:01

You've got some explaining to do

Today, my boyfriend accidentally synced his contacts to my phone. I'm not sure who I want to message first, "Amber (Big Ass)", "Kayla (Baby Girl)", or one of the other 64 with similar descriptions in parentheses. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  28

Start with Amber (Big Ass).

It's prison logic, you take out the biggest guy first, the rest of they'd will fear you. You put your foot up Big Ass, then Baby Girl will tremble in fear of you.

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By  RichardPencil  |  28

Start with Amber (Big Ass).

It's prison logic, you take out the biggest guy first, the rest of they'd will fear you. You put your foot up Big Ass, then Baby Girl will tremble in fear of you.

By  baby.momma2  |  9

update: he swears they're all old. but my 2 year old opened a snap from a girl who he has never mentioned to me who is one of his top friends with a 700+ day streak that simply said "I wish🥰" his explanation, "she's a coworker and we were talking about 401Ks"