Classy.

By Alexis - 15/11/2017 23:00 - United States

Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 021
You deserved it 645

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I think you got some signals crossed somewhere

Didn’t you want to see if he could handle a foursome?

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Didn’t you want to see if he could handle a foursome?

I think you got some signals crossed somewhere

Awww sorry for the wasted effort, his loss hopefully u'll find someone that will wine,dine and Sixty-nine ya ;)

Nightwalker.69 13

I like the way you said wine, dine, sixty nine ?

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TeachAllTheMath 19

How disappointing!

I guess changing your flight wasn't an option?

the fact you traveled for "wine dine and sixty nine" tells me you would fit in fine at the talegate

TeachAllTheMath 19

Who wouldn’t travel for that???