FML : Classy.

Classy.

Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML

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You deserved it

By Alexis - / Wednesday 15 November 2017 23:00 / United States

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By jediloader | 12

#7564562 - Thursday 16 November 2017 5:40

I think you got some signals crossed somewhere

By RichardPencil | 25

#7564561 - Thursday 16 November 2017 5:30

Didn’t you want to see if he could handle a foursome?

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7564561 - Thursday 16 November 2017 5:30

Didn’t you want to see if he could handle a foursome?

By jediloader | 12

#7564562 - Thursday 16 November 2017 5:40

I think you got some signals crossed somewhere

By Thundernutz | 15

#7564571 - Thursday 16 November 2017 6:40

Awww sorry for the wasted effort, his loss hopefully u'll find someone that will wine,dine and Sixty-nine ya ;)

By Nightwalker.69 | 13

#7564605 - Thursday 16 November 2017 8:54

I like the way you said wine, dine, sixty nine ?

By dexter420 | 21

#7564608 - Thursday 16 November 2017 8:58

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By TeachAllTheMath | 19

#7564726 - Thursday 16 November 2017 13:42

How disappointing!

By Stacey Roy | 3

#7564886 - Thursday 16 November 2017 20:04

yeah..Lol

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7565583 - Saturday 18 November 2017 18:45

I guess changing your flight wasn't an option?

By mullet3388 | 16

#7565672 - Sunday 19 November 2017 1:38

the fact you traveled for "wine dine and sixty nine" tells me you would fit in fine at the talegate

TeachAllTheMath | 19

#7565786 - Sunday 19 November 2017 15:05

Who wouldn’t travel for that???

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