By :| - 25/4/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
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By  DocBastard  |  38

This is a better way to find out than the alternative:

OP: Hi I'm your new neighbour!
Man: I know. Nice pink panties you had on last night.
OP: Wha...what?
Man: Uh, I said nice to meet you.

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  SkoomaKi  |  27

#20 - You would just die? Like suddenly or slowly or horribly or hysterically or happily or painfully or peacefully or awesomely or fantastically or brilliantly or epically?

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  hiitisbrooke  |  26

I get what 2 is saying. By saying you should be proud,either you or your wife are hot, 2 is saying he doesn't know if op is a girl or a guy so if op is a girl the husband is looking at op. if op was male the husband would look at op's wife. I don't get why 2 didn't check the gender, though.

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  smellymellyy  |  7

Seriously who gives a fuck about grammar nazis, they blow things out of proportion on FML.
2 actually has a point so if you stopped to think about 2's comment instead of whether he used a full stop or not you might actually agree with him.

By  lalalanono  |  8

Tell him he's lucky she caught him and not you. Do this while repeatedly opening and closing a large, shiny pair of scissors.

Or, ya know, report his peeping ass.

By  DocBastard  |  38

This is a better way to find out than the alternative:

OP: Hi I'm your new neighbour!
Man: I know. Nice pink panties you had on last night.
OP: Wha...what?
Man: Uh, I said nice to meet you.

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  perdix  |  29

Don't blame the victim. The main fault belongs to the peeping Tom husband. The OP must be pretty hot if she can compete favorably with Internet porn. 99.9% of voyeurs have ditched peeping for the ease, quality and convenience of online wanking.