Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
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Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
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SimpleSimon 0
Maybe they were just rearranging the furniture? *thud thud thud* "You like it like this?" "Ooh, yeah, right there, that's good"
heymcfly53 0
THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME! I feel your pain.
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slutsstud 0
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ok seriously... what is up with all this kind of FMLs. It's really not an FML. It's just an awkward moment.. again NOT an FML.
IceCubez 0
damn straight, the OP isn't the one *******, it's his parents! So FTL (**** their lives) =D
Anonanimal 0
yeah these kinds of FMLs are getting pretty boring... funny the first time, not the hundredth
biiiiizzzay 0
yea but he had to HEAR them *******. thats bad enough for an FML.
Giselle468 0
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Okay, i hear my mom and step dad have sex all the time. It's not that big of a deal. I swear this site is filled with pansies!
fed_life 0
wtf is wrong with people... who would want a mental picture of their parents ******.. seriously.. ok yeah they do it.. but ****** if i want to have that mental image.. and seeing ur mother in a skippy dress is just weird.. and if it was my mum, its just wrong... FYI, if u enjoy listening to ur parents goin at it, go join them... this is a FML...
RatIsKing 0
Actually, SHE had to hear. Don't know if this makes a difference, but her mom is pretty weird
dan81892 2
it's obviously not having sex for the first time since you're there... lol jk i know what you mean
Tkdxxxse 0
should have asked if you could have joined in............... I would me 8================D your dad :- lol
B4SK3TB4IL 0
would u rather have them fighting??
crazykidd15 0
well it could be an FML cuz OP's parents don't know what's wrong so they might do it a lot now. making her whole life in that household awkward.
clumsylittleme 11
people know there parents have sex. it's the fact that she heard it. for the first time is worst. and she saw her mom in a skimpy dress. right there most people would be grosses out.
emilysanftwsom 0
I don't get it.
jud420 0
Me either.. Its obviously not their first time.
BrandNewKadillak 0
It's the first time she HEARD them doing it. Jeez.
jud420 0
I think you missed the part where it was a joke. Jeeeeeeeeeez!
Clever_Nick_Here 0
NO U
MissCuteStack 12
okay retard ... try reading the thing over again !!
zee209 0
Not an FML...You're parents still have sex, so that means they still have a healthy, happy relationship. Would you rather them divorce? Moron... I don't know why so many FMLs are about parents having sex...I know you don't want to hear them, but you're parents do still have sex..
abcdefghijk12345_fml_fml 0
WE are the parents?
plethora 3
Having sex doesn't mean you have a healthy, happy relationship. I think the only times I heard my parents doin' it was after they split.
emery52 0
If there are that many FMLs about it, then it obviously bugs people. I hate how many people respond to this "OMG IT'S NOT AN FML", yes. It is. It's disturbing and gross. You wouldn't want your parents to hear YOU having sex so YOU don't want to hear your parents having sex. It's only logical. Stop being a prat.
onelove7563 0
obviously it was the first time the OP heard them doing it, not their first time having sex.
uscscreenwriter 0
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Walking in on your parents having sex is an FML. Hearing it is not.
gwenhwyfaer 0
Three words: Closed Back Headphones.
TheNewGuy03 29
7 -- it's strange and kinda ****** up, and you're totally right. I guess it does some shit to your brain after you have an argument, because I have had some of the most earth-shattering sex and utterly blissful orgasms right after a disagreement.
heymcfly53 0
THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME! I feel your pain.
iplaylax 0
good thing she didnt catch him masturbating
Beanqueen 9
I was at my friend's house one day, we woke up to that happening lol
Maxine17 8
Unlucky, but not an FML
metheonlyb 17
Why so much hue and cry about parents having sex. Yeah it does sound awkward but please they are humans and they are couples. They too need some loving! Let them have it. But yeah this one is a bit of FML. Esp the way OP's mum came and asked if something was wrong.
rttr 18
My parents are from Mysore!
xRiverSongx 17
What, do you enjoy listening to your parents' sex or something..?
angorashi 0
Scarred for life...
moomoomrcow 0
dayum...so glad i dont have parents like that C:
Einstein714 0
the parents should use some kind of noise in the bedroom to drown them out if they get that loud, I mean they can't be that oblivous to the noise they make
reset_button 0
The first time I read this, it sounded like she heard her parents the first time they had sex. That would mean she heard it as a sperm. That made me laugh. MLIA :)