Bizarre love triangle

By too close for comfort - 19/02/2023 02:00

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Today, my guy friend told me he wanted to try being with another guy. I told him I’d help him anyway I could. Who knew his “help” was him wanting me (a woman) to help him get hard since he couldn’t get it up for the guy? Guess not letting him grope me or jerk him off meant I’m unsupportive. FML
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Sdog 6

Maybe it’s just a ploy to get with you. Strange setup, but if it works it works.

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Razath 17

That's why you ask, "How can I help?" instead of saying you'll help someone "anyway you can". People (too often) will take advantage of you if they can.

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RichardPencil 30

If you were a true ally, you'd be his fluff girl.

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Razath 17

That's why you ask, "How can I help?" instead of saying you'll help someone "anyway you can". People (too often) will take advantage of you if they can.

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Sdog 6

Maybe it’s just a ploy to get with you. Strange setup, but if it works it works.

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Brightside86 30

When being an "ally" involves more than you expected...

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Justkidding100 41

just for fun? like what is the point? using your gay buddy to weirdly wingman just to get a hand job? also newsflash only 1 guy technically needs to be hard. be a man and bottom!

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