FML : Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 November 2010 01:54 / United States

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By jes12NV | 0

#1708802 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:05

wow . you're doing something wrong lol

By DefineAlrep | 9

#1708835 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:07

At least she didn't cheat on you. No?

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By jes12NV | 0

#1708802 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:05

wow . you're doing something wrong lol

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1708945 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:20

his creating more lesbians for the porn industry! how is this wrong? thank you op!

allmidnighteyes | 10

#1709013 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:33

...because everyone who likes the same sex does porn.

Impeccable logic.

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1709304 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 10:52

#17 hey look it's jackie chan!!

PlastikSeraph | 2

#1710612 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 15:08

I MAKE THE STRAIGHT GIRLS TURN GAY!

TheDrifter | 23

#1710735 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 15:51

I have the same problem op. But is it because I'm that bad or that good?

bh0p | 0

#1711482 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 20:18

no 64 cause then gay guys will turn straight......what do you make bi's go to OP?.......animals? O.o

OrginalOwen | 0

#1711938 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 0:28

he makes good girls go lesbian!

jes12NV | 0

#1712295 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 3:05

hahaha Jared Padalecki FTW

By ICabooseI | 0

#1708824 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:07

because being with you made her feel like"if I'm going to be with a woman, I might as well be with one that looks like a woman."

InnDepth | 0

#1708860 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:09

I wish there was a like button so I can give u one caboose OT ; go date a guy

InDenial | 6

#1710035 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 11:40

There is a like button? Oh and it's OP, not OT :)

77taylah33 | 0

#1710066 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 11:51

what is OT 7?? thought it was OP

Occums_Razor | 0

#1710486 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 14:29

I think it might be "On Topic"

By tboudre | 0

#1708830 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:07

you should help her "ease into it" by doing a 3-way with her & her hot bi-friend.

By DefineAlrep | 9

#1708835 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:07

At least she didn't cheat on you. No?

By spade1997 | 0

#1708850 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:08

your so bad it make woman like woman

ICabooseI | 0

#1708931 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:17

DERP

exotramp | 5

#1710647 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 15:15

lol. agree.

By insertcutename | 3

#1708879 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:12

I say get a sex change. If the women you date afterwards still break up with you, then YDI.

By C6Racer | 0

#1708887 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:12

Orgasmitron will change her mind!

desigirl2010 | 0

#1710250 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 12:52

oooo from yesterday!

By Clumsyblonde22 | 12

#1708891 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:12

You're the last stop before beavertown

mountneer | 0

#1709329 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 10:57

^very nice.

By maphineRAWRS | 10

#1709000 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:31

ops a switcherrrrr ;)
I'd be seriously worried if I was you. just saying :)

pvthill | 0

#1709052 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:42

15 u really need to clean that shit out from in front the mirror... it caught my attention b4 ur body did

maphineRAWRS | 10

#1709131 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 10:06

haha it was a few months ago, it's gone now, no need to worry ;)

cornix | 0

#1709321 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 10:54

You are probably gay as I didn't see any stuff in front of the mirror. Only noticed a gorgeous body.

maphineRAWRS | 10

#1709976 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 11:18

hehe thanks :)

By pvthill | 0

#1709017 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:34

eat more pussy

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