RaveCharlie
United States
Sorry
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
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Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Sweet relief
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Face_loser
United States
Don't blame me
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Username
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
husks
Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
Jeff make
Malvern, United States
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
WTF?
Mesa, United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
heartbroken
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Bangladesh
Should I stay or should I go?
Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML
I hate games
Belton, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Top comments
d4m4s74 12
People often ignore what they don't want to hear. Or you said it in a funny way, that could be it too.
californiapoppy 11
Change your word choice.
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Comments (56)
anon669 5
or maybe you're too old for her
Dave_Davington 33
She's Japanese, right? Because with those people, you need to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
Mopmob02 18
That was so very wrong on many many levels. That being said I did chuckle a little.
qr_fml 21
Lmao sounds like she has some loose wires up there. Maybe it's a good thing u got out while u could
pedinhuh 23
Sounds like you probally played with that before, which could explaine why she thought you were kidding. Or she's just really dumb
jackiemora 18
Wow hopefully she wasn't a psycho one and it was just because she didn't think you would break up with her.
CanadianCutie22 16
maybe she just loves you too much ?
hurley12 30
Sounds like a worse day for her.
icepick23 12
FHL. I feel very sorry for her. My heart is with her poor soul. She must be really sad today. I hope she finds a reason to smile.
AlexiAwesome 10
Did you laugh the first time?
DarthVader77 9
So, ugly and slow. Well done, man!!!