RaveCharlie
United States
Sorry
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
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Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Sweet relief
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Face_loser
United States
Don't blame me
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Username
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
husks
Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
Jeff make
Malvern, United States
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
WTF?
Mesa, United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
heartbroken
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Bangladesh
Should I stay or should I go?
Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML
I hate games
Belton, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Top comments
d4m4s74 12
People often ignore what they don't want to hear. Or you said it in a funny way, that could be it too.
californiapoppy 11
Change your word choice.
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Comments (56)
RedPillSucks 31
She was so good, you had to do it twice?
wailly 3
How did u do it the first time??
Pilikika 3
that happened to me. I broke up woth my boyfriend. he told me "think about it" and walked away. later he picked me up from my class and I had to break up with him again
hannahdoll98 7
I had to dump my boyfriend three times its hard!!
PonyTails13 3
I've been there
bridgetv25 8
Well you are still calling her your girlfriend lol today I had to break up with my "gifriend" twice instead if ex girlfriend. Freudian slip
ubiubiooi 1
and THAT is why kids don't have phones!
Skofnung 4
I think you got the wrong one, pal.
aruden 25
That exact same thing happened to me once, after the first time she tried to play it off like I didn't mean it.