RaveCharlie
United States
Sorry
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
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Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Sweet relief
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Face_loser
United States
Don't blame me
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Username
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
husks
Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
Jeff make
Malvern, United States
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
WTF?
Mesa, United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
heartbroken
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Bangladesh
Should I stay or should I go?
Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML
I hate games
Belton, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Top comments
d4m4s74 12
People often ignore what they don't want to hear. Or you said it in a funny way, that could be it too.
californiapoppy 11
Change your word choice.
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Comments (56)
Original_Outcast 23
Just hope she doesn't go crazy ex-girl friend on you. Lock the doors and windows if she does!
klovemachine 24
Buy new shampoo too :-O
heathz 9
ouch...
AboveAll04 14
its not you its me.
annie_nk 22
Sounds like Stacy from Wayne's World. "Psycho hose beast".
Enslaved 36
Double shwing for this reference! (: Party time, excellent!
gracehi 31
Reminds me of Jane and Steve in the first episode of (British) Coupling. It's HILARIOUS! I highly recommend you YouTube it.
annie_nk 22
"Stacy, we broke up two months ago." "Well that doesn't mean we still can't go out."
onorexveritas 23
wow. or she's that psycho
firefighter925 18
How'd you break up with her? "I'm breaking up with you ha psyche! jk na I really am"
awkwardturtl3 3
because it's first the worst, second the best!
Ray_of_midnight 22
Ha, I once resigned from a job on April Fool's Day, my boss didn't believe it at first either.
kabza 13
i think she loves you OP..
interesting33 36
At least she got it the second time? it sounds like maybe for her it was a bit out of the blue and she wasn't expecting it.