Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
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MeLuvBewbs 7
Go on Facebook and say your pregnant. I bet you'll receive alot of sympathy
Unabletuna 6
Log into his Facebook and piss off all those who gave him sympathy
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Comments (146)
KaelaKhaotic 5
Wow, what an attention *****.
DirtyCharmed 10
That's why you shouldn't hand out your password.
Fats2334 0
Smart man!
sidewaysponytail 0
Lol I moderating this one:D anyway I would just tell everyone that u broke up with him because you found out he was a transgender that had a failed surgery and has no junk...:)
Groucho_fml 5
Because that's believable
MrSassypants 34
27 on FML they will say: "You're beatiful." to make you feel better... or troll you but on Facebook to make you feel better they would say: "OMGZ who tol u dat lie!!!???!!??!!! Ur buoytifull!!!!"
stormchaser24 24
YDI for not having a strong password/staying logged on or telling him your password.
tilda_0182 4
The best thing you can do is nothing. Revenge is sweet but not necessary and makes you out to be an even bigger cow. If you do though, sew shrimp in the bottoms of his curtains or down the vents. Innocent people are the ones with no reactions (like bullies) and the bad guy always gets caught out in the end. Sorry op, but he pulled a massive dick move!
kirrra 11
your comment gave me a laugh,advising op to do nothing, and then in the very next sentence sharing the best idea I have ever heard for revenge haha. if anyone ever does something seriously bad to me,I will 100% be using your idea
perdix 31
That's why you keep your passwords secret, even from spouses. Boyfriends and girlfriends certainly need to be kept out.
writergirl23 19
I think you just got broken up with.
Angel_Beats 5
Honestly? He's an attention seeking boy. He'd do anything to ruin someone else's relationship to look better in front of people.