Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Breaking news
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Facebook official means it's serious
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Sorry
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
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Matisse_fml 0
If that's his way of breaking up then he is a pussy. Immediately confront him on this, and be forceful when you do so. As a straight guy, I would expect that kind of reaction to call me out. Further bullshit is possible, like "it was a mistake", but if the guy is a facebook veteran then you know he's full of shit.
LonelyLoser93 3
So she was ashamed of you?
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Matisse_fml 0
If that's his way of breaking up then he is a pussy. Immediately confront him on this, and be forceful when you do so. As a straight guy, I would expect that kind of reaction to call me out. Further bullshit is possible, like "it was a mistake", but if the guy is a facebook veteran then you know he's full of shit.
texangal10_utatx 0
I agree with the first one my bf pg on facebook had done the same thing...well it was a mistake he hadn't even been on in 2 days dont jump to conclusions...ask him dont get any attitude just ask and if he did...GET REVENGE FOR WASTING UR TIME WITH A PUSSY!!
Jon_fml 4
Happened to me too except she just changed it to single then back to relationship cause she didn't want people to know it was me.
LonelyLoser93 3
So she was ashamed of you?
psycomuffin 0
Same thing happened to me. XD
ThatAJGuy 1
Same thing happened to me, Things between me and the girl were going great, but she blindsided me with it 2 days before Christmas. There's just a lot of cowards out there, so chin up.
downRabbithole 0
happened to a friend of mine. you're better off, trust me
SelfawareAimBot 0
what a coincidence that is how girlfriend left, me only it turned out she was still listed as in a relationship, a couple days later i found out why, i sympathize.
ken02 0
That dude is an ass, find yourself a dude with balls who can actually break up with you in person.
Nixy_fml 0
Its just facebook. I think we all wish it never existed anymore. My bf was listed as 'married' to his bestfriend forever. It didnt bother me, they're just odd. The he changed it to 'single' and it that bothered me. I suggest talking to him verse following facebook :)
itsbriiibaby 0
ah! this happened to me...and then he changed the caption of a picture of us to "my ex, but she's still mad chill :]"...to top it off, this all happened christmas night. the whole internet knew he broke up with me before i did! anyway, anyone dumb enough to use the internet as a means of breaking up doesn't deserve to be dated in the first place. you'll find someone better!