Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
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MeLuvBewbs 7
Go on Facebook and say your pregnant. I bet you'll receive alot of sympathy
Unabletuna 6
Log into his Facebook and piss off all those who gave him sympathy
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Comments (146)
livelobster123 14
This is the exact reason why boyfriends and girlfriends shouldn't share Facebook passwords.
livelobster123 14
This is the exact reason why boyfriends and girlfriends shouldn't share Facebook passwords.
saidawhiting 14
Do not. Give people. Your password. EVER.
VAParadise4 0
Sorry, but it was stupid of you to give him your password in the first place.
Beta_guy 6
if I had a girlfriend that did that to me, I'd dump her, it's a violation of trust, it's dishonest, and it's manipulation of his/your friends...
MizCherryBlossom 15
So wait did he do this seriously or as a joke? Either way one of you should get on FB and tell the truth. This is also one more reason for my distrust for Facebook.
tEeNaGeRs_fml 0
Why did you give him your password?
OverBlossomed 22
Why did he have your password? Regardless, be happy you're rid of him. He sounds like a jackass anyway. You're better off without him.
TallMist 32
First of all, I hit YDI by accident. Sorry. Secondly, while you shouldn't give out your passwords to ANYONE, you still don't deserve that.