Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
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MeLuvBewbs 7
Go on Facebook and say your pregnant. I bet you'll receive alot of sympathy
Unabletuna 6
Log into his Facebook and piss off all those who gave him sympathy
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Comments (146)
CaramelMacchiato 13
Awe, 27! Look on the bright side; there are people who look worst than you. You're not fat, nor are you ugly. You're be-you-tee-ful! xoxo
mustangkid21 0
Well facebook is all drama anyhow.... If your a adult you dont play those games.... Just delet your account for now and who cares what other people think and it's your life! Btw shit happens
llamafish 25
Then what games do adults play? Farmville?
prettyladyjo 2
Apples to apples:)
prettyladyjo 2
39- apples to apples:D
llamafish 25
I ******* love Apples to Apples. I suddenly can't wait to grow up :D
MCTime 12
I know you're being thumbed down but I somewhat agree. Facebook is horrible for relationships along with several other technologies. However, you do not have to delete Facebook to be an adult, Facebook can be beneficial for business and last time I checked adults tend to run those. Oh, and it's an* adult. Nothing personal, those a-an's just get under my skin.
angela3825 1
What a bitch!
cookie_crumble89 11
**** that
hockeyoceancity 13
or maybe this is Op's karma? you don't know her life story by listening to one of her FML's lol. maybe you're right or maybe i am.
rattusrattus 19
Don't take him back. He sounds like a... you know, I don't want to insult people who **********, so I'll think of an insult some other time.
HyperSquirrel 8
He sounds like a total jerk! I'm sorry OP =( if you want revenge you could start rumors about him having a small dick and STDs.. Although that could cause more drama =/ good luck OP =/
tj4234 36
if you really care about it you could theoretically trace his IP address. Your privacy settings gives you a list of the IP addresses of who has accessed your account.
angelinaanimerg 7
LOL WTFFFF Nevrr heard of that before haha
xJVlental 4
winning duh? lol