Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
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MeLuvBewbs 7
Go on Facebook and say your pregnant. I bet you'll receive alot of sympathy
Unabletuna 6
Log into his Facebook and piss off all those who gave him sympathy
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Comments (146)
DuffleBagHero 4
Well, I don't think there is much to do at this point . There will be better days .
vintage3113 6
Genius
prettykitty82 4
Get on his facebook and post "broke up with ___your name___ because of my secret love affair with my sister."
MrSassypants 34
*Beautiful Gee whizz. I even sounded it out like that kid. B-e-a-utiful.
theonlysweetpea 10
OP just break up with him for real. Then block him
jonnyboy1351 6
That is actually a good idea... but I'm sorry it happened to you
The_Terminator 2
Why the **** does he know your Facebook password
kirrra 11
why is a partner of two years knowing your Facebook password so incredibly terrible. some people share a home,children and finances in that length of time. Facebook is not that important.
GoldenGrizzly 7
Apparently it is. The guy was able to ruin her reputation with one status.
kirrra 11
op was with this guy two years,I don't see how she deserved it,I think its long enough together that she would have thought she didn't need to worry about him knowing her Facebook password.. anyway,op if you know his Facebook password, log onto your fb and then open a page in "incognito" or whatever its called on what you use,and log onto his fb on that. this way you can leave a status on his telling the truth,and reply to it on your account and then on his etc, do this a few times,it will look like you two are talking to eachother and you will both be online too,so everyone will believe his status. and you can be as douchbaggy as you wish when writing from his account
Savannabooh 0
Wow. What a bitch... I'm sorry doll:(
ailey17 6
That kinda is your fault for giving him the password in the first place
crazykid300 6
Ever herd of something called hacking