Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
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MeLuvBewbs 7
Go on Facebook and say your pregnant. I bet you'll receive alot of sympathy
Unabletuna 6
Log into his Facebook and piss off all those who gave him sympathy
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Comments (146)
hateevryone 15
What a dumbass!! You're better off anyway.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You said he logged into your account...that means he has your password, or you didn't log out of it properly last time. YDI for that. And by the way, as someone else already asked, are you guys 12? Seriously, grow up - life isn't a social network. At least, not like Facebook. The idiot just wanted to be the center of attention I guess and that's the only way he thought of to make it happen. Dumbass...but seriously don't give other people your login information ever for anything.
asiancupcake 1
What a dick! I am sorry
jenny123321 0
That's so wrong if he wanted to break up all the had to do was talk to you about it instead of lying to the world
Reality_bites 14
Better off without him. He's a coward. But if you want sympathy why dont you log into HIS account and admit to cheating on you, I mean if its on his profile, it must be true right? Right? Or just count your blessings that you are no longer with a douche that would do such stuff in the first place and move on.
kbrs10 0
Asshole! This is why I'm lesbian, boys are such assholes.
merrielp 13
Ydi. He shouldn't have ACCESS to your account.
VaultDweller106 7
Why did he have your password in the first place?
cheyennerosi33 0
Wow he really don't love u or he's a player btw the who prego thing is genius u should deff do it
kjones_jones00 1
LIAR!!!