Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest...

By whyme - 07/02/2012 06:38 - United States

Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

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Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML

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By Where is it coming from?! - 10/06/2014 02:46 - United States - Brightwood

Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML

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By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2018 22:00

Today, I learned that the "nasty smell" in my room, which I cannot detect, does not exist. It was just my stepmother trying to make me go insane deep-cleaning my room for her personal amusement. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2023 02:00 - Australia

Today, I unlocked the door at work and was immediately hit with the most disgusting smell I've ever encountered. Imagine the worst fart you've ever smelled, coupled with sewerage, and mold. The windows don't open. I have the door wide open and have used a whole can of Glen 20. It has done nothing. FML

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By HtotheFtotheS - 03/04/2015 19:05 - United Kingdom - Wisbech

Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

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pippa08 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 12:00

go around the house farting and tell her your airing the house with your own scents of choice

SAMMILLER098 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 11:43

Spray air freshener??

Comments

SAMMILLER098 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 11:43

Spray air freshener??

godisnowhere41 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 12:31

Strange smelling herbs? Sounds sketchy to me...

boating_guy 33

Tuesday 7 February 2012 12:39

Sounds like a shitty situation

tyrex_fml 6

Tuesday 7 February 2012 13:25

She's putting an strong smell to hide something... I doesn't matter if it's air freshener or something else

thinkPlNK 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 13:28

over the next few days, Bath and Bodyworks products will suddenly become your best friends!

hellbilly205 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 17:53

Sounds suspiciously like skunk weed...

grapisy 8

Tuesday 7 February 2012 17:57

SURPRISE! Mom's a drug dealer. Have a nice day.

ChaosAngel17 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 11:44

Nothing like that fresh scent!

TheDarkPassenger 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:19

Hello Chaos

thatonewhitegirl 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:50

Creeper ^^^

poprocksss73 7

Tuesday 7 February 2012 11:45

She can't air them out outside?

x_KL_x 7

Tuesday 7 February 2012 11:49

Not if she doesn't want the cops to see...

Xalandra 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 11:46

Herbs smell like dung? O.o But putting that aside, just open the window when she's gone, taking a shower, or sleeping if you can. if she catches you say you were feeling way too warm/hot. Good luck OP.