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Maybe you should leave the windows open more often...
Or put an air freshener in the wall for a few days, pull it out, and see if it smells any different
Most likely the stench is new because the mind only "resets" it's smells after about 5 minutes of no contact with the odors. Unless OP never left his house ever before that point, the stench is fresh.
22, not necessarily. Every house has a different smell to it, but you don't usually notice the smell of your own house. You leave in the morning for work, then come home 9 hours later, you will still most likely not smell it.
Scented candles
Ask a few more people you know to come in and judge aswell where the smell is strongest
Dude, I would love to have a house that smells like burning wood and bacon, let alone having that smell on my clothes all the time.
Maybe your just gross
You're* just gross, but good point.
maybe there's a dead body in the wall...
Someone has planted a corpse in your home trying to frame you for a murder? Did you forget about a pet?
Who NOSE, could be either. The random appearance of the terrible smell doesn't make any SCENTS..
could be a "friend" messing with you, leaving raw shrimp pieces hidden around house. not that I would ever have done such a thing.
I bet something died in the walls. I would open windows, take out all trash that you can find, check the kitchen cupboards and see if the smell is still there. Maybe invite a friend to help investigate. Good luck.
Don't forget the vents! I have found so many dead rats in my vents over years, it's crazy...
And the fridge, too. My house smelled horrible after a week away because I forgot to clean all the perishables out!
could be you were used to it for so long. open the Windows and clean the house, problem solved.
Why would you have to turn on the computer before you clean?
I was smart phoned again.
All houses have their own smell. So maybe you need to burn some candles, melt some wax, spray something...? If you're a clean person then perhaps something died, like a mouse or something, under the fridge, or under the stove or maybe inside the walls.
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Maybe you should leave the windows open more often...
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