FML : Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the...

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

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By broomrape - / Wednesday 29 April 2009 04:52 / United States

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By wantmenot | 0

#153438 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:23

gerbil + cage = good

By i_imagine | 0

#153415 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:08

And you never wondered where it went..?

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By i_imagine | 0

#153415 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:08

And you never wondered where it went..?

stellajean | 0

#690450 - Friday 27 November 2009 7:13

So funny :P

ryguy997 | 0

#929830 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 21:38

so the combo of a missing pet and and the stench of rotting flesh did not make you want to look around??

By wantmenot | 0

#153438 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:23

gerbil + cage = good

22cute | 17

#3245811 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 10:04

Gerbils love to escape. And they're smart...too smart.

By Jimboom | 11

#153439 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:23

You forgot it there after you little "experiment" with the gerbil and a tube?

By helpless4 | 0

#153452 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:33

Thats neglect.
you never thought to wonder where your 'freedom loving' gerbil went?? awh.

By ChickenAndRiceUK | 0

#153454 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:34

and...why did you not think, "where the fuck is my gerbil?"

By racheyvengence | 0

#153471 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:47

This is a total rip off from a different FML.

By kawaichik | 0

#153499 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 13:07

At least it wasn't your upstairs neighbor.

By 24788 | 5

#153521 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 13:22

That is just sick and messed up.

By Galpalxoxo | 0

#153525 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 13:26

Wat were u doing with it, having sex with it?

By twilighter_644 | 0

#153530 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 13:28

i hope u dont get infection
i give u my condolences 4 the poor gerbil, aww y did it have 2 go? so freedom loving!!!!!!!!

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