Gross and Miscellaneous: Smells like victory

Smells like victory

By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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You deserved it 2 786

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By floggingnasty - 13/02/2011 11:38 - United States

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

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You deserved it 2 837

By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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You deserved it 2 202

By Michael - 05/06/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML

I agree, your life sucks 85 142

You deserved it 5 200

By whyme - 07/02/2012 06:38 - United States

Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

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You deserved it 2 120

Parting shit

By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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You deserved it 882

By Where is it coming from?! - 10/06/2014 02:46 - United States - Brightwood

Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML

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You deserved it 6 939

By John - 13/01/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 125

You deserved it 39 768

By broomrape - 29/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

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You deserved it 11 678

By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 16:54 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML

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You deserved it 3 442

By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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You deserved it 304

_kyleG_ 34

Monday 15 June 2015 18:42

Welp, time to amputate. There's no other way.

pleasedie 22

Monday 15 June 2015 18:33

Now that's just gross

Comments

Enslaved 36

Monday 15 June 2015 18:41

Should have taken, Toucan Sam's advice to "Follow your nose! It always knows!"

AmyPond17 33

Monday 15 June 2015 19:24

Actually, Toucan Sam says "Follow your nose, for the fruity taste that shows!"

AmyPond17 33

Monday 15 June 2015 19:31

Sorry, you're correct, I looked it up. He says both at different points.

RoboCunnilingus 23

Monday 15 June 2015 19:46

I always thought it was "Follow your nose wherever it goes!"

_kyleG_ 34

Monday 15 June 2015 18:42

Welp, time to amputate. There's no other way.

mds9986 24

Monday 15 June 2015 18:43

I think there's creams for that.

thejonac 21

Monday 15 June 2015 18:44

i think you should give that some medical attention (the doctor should be able to prescribe some medication that gets rid of the smell) and you might also earn some points for being a caring boyfriend :-) all the best and i hope your girlfriend gets well soon

shinikageWolf 15

Monday 15 June 2015 18:44

Why are her feet so nasty? Does she not shower?

Jashie 18

Monday 15 June 2015 23:03

Maybe she is showering but not wiping them dry. I hear having wet socks makes your feet smell

CommentKing207 23

Monday 15 June 2015 18:44

If it's that bad then do something about it, like foot powder or tell her to wash her feet everyday. Thoroughly!!

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 15 June 2015 18:46

You should do passive aggressive things like lighting stinky incenses, putting a clothespin on your nose and spraying her with Febreze. At least that's what the FML's about smelly people have taught me to do instead of being honest.

wtffml1979 22

Monday 15 June 2015 18:49

You're just going to have to talk with her. That sounds a tad bit worse than just a sweaty feet day from being active. That sounds nasty actually.

Cebolamole 13

Monday 15 June 2015 18:51

You can't keep the body in the house if it's not refrigerated!

aj9319 16

Monday 15 June 2015 18:52

May be that she thinks you have a feet fetish and she doesn't like it. On a serious note, learn the art of pedicure, and keep doing it on her if you guys are long term item.