By louie - 31/01/2012 20:17 - United States

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

slushpup9696 12

Don't worry, soon you'll forget this whole experience!


Easy, OP can just go back a second time and followed your advice to take notes.

Ya, but if op puts the notes some where they might not be able to remember where they put them.

Maybe while driving back to their doctor, OP will forget what they're doing!

P Sherman 42 wallaby way. If Dory can remember, you can too.

ChilledDubstepa 6

Captain Hindsight saves the day yet again!(South Park reference)

Unless you forgot you already said that.

slushpup9696 12

Don't worry, soon you'll forget this whole experience!

Don't worry! A gallon of whiskey a day keeps the doctor away! Wrong analogy?

slushpup9696 12
twinny_sc 13

Wouldn't it have been funny if OP forgot why they went to the dr. in the first place?

danielreader22 4

It'd be even funnier if OP forgot why they went on FML.

I've got something to this effect, in all seriousness. I have to type up notes during lecture to remember things or else I'll forget half or more of an entire class. I also will have a conversation and 5 minutes later forget what was discussed and / or forget I had it unless reminded. Memory span short term wise of a ferret and attention span of a gnat.

It's a conspiracy man! The government's been like, putting microchips in our brain at birth to make us forget everything so the government can control us all! *Takes another hit from bong and passes out*

*hits bong* YEAH! ALIENS AND SHIT!!! *pass out*

*actually hits the bong* How the **** does this thing work?

DKjazz 20

*hits self in head with bong* *passes out*

Its all the corporations man. We need to start a month long music festival to show them we can think for ourselves and then we will expose the violence in the system so that corporate greed will be ended once and for all

After reading just the first four words, I immediately saw Hyde in my mind, leaning forward and making a fist.

desireev 17

I saw Hyde, then Leo, then Kelso, then Fez.. Lol

scarllet13101 5

Finally! Some one who understands man when the rebellion comes well be marching the streets with their heads on a stick!

Hmm forgetting the advice about improving your memory? Reminds me of not being able to put down this amazing book about addiction!

franwins0827 7

Next time maybe write it down?

How did you remember you went to the doctor to make this FML?

thinkPlNK 0

the same way he remembers his name is Louie and he's from Oregon.