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Should have taken notes
Easy, OP can just go back a second time and followed your advice to take notes.
4- unless she forgets his advice..
Ya, but if op puts the notes some where they might not be able to remember where they put them.
Maybe while driving back to their doctor, OP will forget what they're doing!
P Sherman 42 wallaby way. If Dory can remember, you can too.
The irony!
Unless she forgets that she took notes
Unless she forgot that she took notes
Unless you forgot you already said that.
Don't worry! A gallon of whiskey a day keeps the doctor away! Wrong analogy?
I've got something to this effect, in all seriousness. I have to type up notes during lecture to remember things or else I'll forget half or more of an entire class. I also will have a conversation and 5 minutes later forget what was discussed and / or forget I had it unless reminded. Memory span short term wise of a ferret and attention span of a gnat.
It's a conspiracy man! The government's been like, putting microchips in our brain at birth to make us forget everything so the government can control us all! *Takes another hit from bong and passes out*
*hits bong* YEAH! ALIENS AND SHIT!!! *pass out*
*actually hits the bong* How the **** does this thing work?
Its all the corporations man. We need to start a month long music festival to show them we can think for ourselves and then we will expose the violence in the system so that corporate greed will be ended once and for all
After reading just the first four words, I immediately saw Hyde in my mind, leaning forward and making a fist.
Well that's a little ironic!
Hmm forgetting the advice about improving your memory? Reminds me of not being able to put down this amazing book about addiction!
How did you remember you went to the doctor to make this FML?
just like memento
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Don't worry, soon you'll forget this whole experience!
Should have taken notes