Anonymous
Denver, United States
Snap out of it
Today, my significant other cares more about her drink and the TV than her kids and pets. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Boston, United Kingdom
Affection breakdown
Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Time to bail
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
SadIndianLife
Delhi, India
No thanks
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Anonymous
Business as usual
Today, as usual, 90% of my interactions with my wife consist of her angrily ranting and complaining about things I can't control, like the weather, traffic, her son's dad, her insurance, etc. She never initiates any sort of affection and doesn't care about my needs, then wonders why I'm so depressed. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
No contest
Today, I'm sick of my wife’s attitude. Apparently, when she has the kids by herself it’s "parenting", but when I have the kids it’s “babysitting” or “helping out” or my new favourite “the least you can do, you lazy asshole.” When added up, I parent the kids by myself more hours than she does. FML
Anonymous
Modern bonding
Today, my wife is mad at me because she claims I don’t spend any time bonding with her son. It’s as though she refuses to understand that just because we are in different rooms, on separate PlayStations, doesn’t mean we’re not playing the same game, and talking through headphones for hours at a time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Anonymous
Minden, Canada
Family man
Today, my fiancé told me that his work is more important than our family. We have 2 kids. FML
Anonymous
Warsaw, Poland
Priorities
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Buzz off
Today, I discovered my husband and kids wait until I’m out of the house before doing fun activities like water fights, board games, Xbox sessions, football, and the like. Apparently I’m such a buzzkill and moody sore loser, they can only have fun without me around. FML
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Welp- 7
ydi. you chose this person.
Charlie Given 28
Time for you to get a lawyer and get your shit situated with the kids and pets and your living situation, then give her an ultimatum go to rehab or hit the curbside.
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Welp- 7
ydi. you chose this person.
Charlie Given 28
Time for you to get a lawyer and get your shit situated with the kids and pets and your living situation, then give her an ultimatum go to rehab or hit the curbside.