Kids: Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young...

By itsjustmyluck - 09/11/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML

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By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 00:09 - United States - Kent

Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist. While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened. With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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By madeleine - 08/04/2021 05:00

Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 16:31 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML

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By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By moosemay - 19/01/2016 17:03 - Germany - Dittelbrunn

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her first check-up. We were at the front desk when she tripped, fell and chipped her front tooth on the marble floor. FML

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By Noname - 21/01/2009 12:36 - Canada

Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML

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radooh 0

Monday 9 November 2009 10:25

You should have started laughing maniacally saying "I'M GOING TO EAT YOU UP, LITTLE GIRL".

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 9 November 2009 9:51

She probably thought you were gonna eat her or something

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 9 November 2009 9:51

She probably thought you were gonna eat her or something

morningwoody 0

Monday 9 November 2009 10:07

OP...YDI for eating little girl ...shame on you!!!!!

the_stereotype 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 1:23

that is one ******* stupid kid. what little kid hasn't seen braces before? and at 24, it's not like you're aging or something. don't worry, she'll probably grow up to be a hideous teenager who's going to need everything fixed.

Gonza 0

Monday 9 November 2009 9:56

FYL

shudashuia 0

Monday 9 November 2009 9:58

the little girl seem to be a little villain...it is not a big deal..

cerebellum_fml 0

Monday 9 November 2009 10:06

Ahh its just the bling that hurts the kids eye. its all good though you know you are pimpin those braces. shine on.

deathburger13 0

Monday 9 November 2009 10:14

wtf lol my mom had braces at like 40

radooh 0

Monday 9 November 2009 10:25

You should have started laughing maniacally saying "I'M GOING TO EAT YOU UP, LITTLE GIRL".

nolifefyl 1

Monday 6 June 2011 18:02

the little girl would shit her pants!!!!!!!

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 9 November 2009 10:33

OP probably looked liked this: http://i36.tinypic.com/2iaa43n.jpg

nokillnobeepbeep 0

Monday 9 November 2009 10:36

Lol. You can close this puppy up, #8 just won.

Tabitha20634 0

Monday 9 November 2009 10:36

I am sorry i had a kid completely shocked in Halloween when he saw mine. I am the same age and I had a front baby tooth that never came out so not only do i have braces but I also have all these attachments to pull the adult tooth down and a hole in the front of my mouth

StaticDown 0

Monday 9 November 2009 10:47

Wow, kids are weird... I have a teacher with braces and I first thought she had dirty teeth cause they were the see through kind of braces but still visible, but then I realized it was braces... Hasn't the kid seen braces before? It's not that uncommon... FYL