Small talk

By livvlynette - 27/02/2010 10:15 - Australia

Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
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perdix 29

"You're next, old man."

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0mfgz 0

"Your getting more grey hair, aren't you?"

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ladiesman14 0

twinkies and cheetos overpower genetics. they were secretly formulated by charles darwin to make sure the religous freaks would never prove him wrong.

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Misguided_Ghost 0

How is this an FML? Everybody gains weight. =|

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jett_0621 0

@Misguided_Ghost that's true. Everyone gains weight.

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transcedental 18

Mmm .. why do you get upset by something your grandma said.. :/ even if you did .. and obviously haven't noticed then you've become even more beautiful ^o^ .. no FML here *nod*

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luxornv 0

Then you answer with, "So when are we going to have your funeral? Did you get a chance to try out any of the caskets while we were shopping around for this one?"

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tokintot07 0

family funeral? sounds like everyones dead. ouch.

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kBzee 3

LOL...that's what mine would say, he used to give me crap about my size 9 feet.

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PsychoSplatter 0

Maybe he meant you're gaining muscle? He didn't say "You're gaining fat, aren't you?" I frequently have persons tell me I'm gaining weight, and they always mean muscle.

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thumb_biter 0

your subject doesn't agree with your gerund. "talking to my grandfather...he says" = "he says as he's talking to my grandfather" come on, he's an old person and a guy. my dad does that all the time, except he directly calls me "fat" (objectively speaking, I am not actually fat.)

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