Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my granddaddy called me with the sole purpose of letting me know that I’ve gotten so fat, he doesn’t even recognize me anymore. I’ve been silently suffering with a health condition that causes major weight gain. FML
Today, I saw my uncle after six months. The first thing he says to me is, 'I didn't even recognize you! You've gained so much weight.' Gee thanks uncle. Just what I wanted to hear. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my dad. He handed the phone to his wife, whose first words out of her mouth were, "Why are you getting so skinny?" This was also the same woman whose first words out of her mouth when they came to visit us 3 years ago was how much weight I've gained. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, like every other month, I accompanied my paternal grandfather to visit his doctor who's as old as he is, and whom I never spoke to ever. As I waited outside, for the first time ever, grandpa had me come in to meet his doctor. The very moment I stepped into his office, he greeted me with a, "He's obese!" FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, I was tying my hair up when my dad rubbed my stomach and asked how his grandchild was doing. He knows I'm not pregnant and that I've been trying really hard to lose weight. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, my grandpa pointed out my slightly larger than usual belly and made fun of it, by comparing it to a kidney bag. I’ve been underweight since I was 13, and when I finally gain weight someone has to make fun of it. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
"You're next, old man."
yaikwhed 6
aren't you?
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Comments (82)
0mfgz 0
"Your getting more grey hair, aren't you?"
ladiesman14 0
twinkies and cheetos overpower genetics. they were secretly formulated by charles darwin to make sure the religous freaks would never prove him wrong.
gman79 0
don't be a fatty
Misguided_Ghost 0
How is this an FML? Everybody gains weight. =|
jett_0621 0
@Misguided_Ghost that's true. Everyone gains weight.
transcedental 18
Mmm .. why do you get upset by something your grandma said.. :/ even if you did .. and obviously haven't noticed then you've become even more beautiful ^o^ .. no FML here *nod*
luxornv 0
Then you answer with, "So when are we going to have your funeral? Did you get a chance to try out any of the caskets while we were shopping around for this one?"
tokintot07 0
family funeral? sounds like everyones dead. ouch.
kBzee 3
LOL...that's what mine would say, he used to give me crap about my size 9 feet.
PsychoSplatter 0
Maybe he meant you're gaining muscle? He didn't say "You're gaining fat, aren't you?" I frequently have persons tell me I'm gaining weight, and they always mean muscle.
thumb_biter 0
your subject doesn't agree with your gerund. "talking to my grandfather...he says" = "he says as he's talking to my grandfather" come on, he's an old person and a guy. my dad does that all the time, except he directly calls me "fat" (objectively speaking, I am not actually fat.)