Money, Crush and Love: Simp

Simp

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it was the girl of my dreams' birthday. She already knows I am totally in love with her. So for her birthday I decided to buy her a $60 dollar bottle of rum for her and her friends to have fun with. She picked it up from my house with her new boyfriend waiting in the car. FML

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Thursday 24 June 2010 9:05

Crash the party and get that shit baaaack, brosky. The rum, I mean, not the girl.

samanthadude 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 9:06

If she isn't interested there isn't much you can do. The faster you move on, the faster you'll find a girl who loves you just as much as you love her. :]

Comments

07cowboy07 1

Thursday 24 June 2010 9:42

that ****!

BrownSugar_fml 5

Thursday 24 June 2010 9:42

Why are you buying her alcohol if you won't be around once she's drunk?! Geeebus

sk8r_boiii 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 9:47

duuuuuuddde yyyy. did u do that ,, girls will screw u like that , the idea is ****** , but trust me they will

SubjectX 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 9:47

ydi because you just let her take it. you need to stop being a pussy and find a new girl, or you will be friend zoned forever.

pardonski 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 9:50

lol..."rum" tee hee

Eniiaffection 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 10:10

Lol make sure she doesn't have a boyfriend next time maybe? (: just a suggestion OP

meneedlove 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 10:14

OP is a loser. Trust me.

NickTM 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 10:30

YDI, moron!

lickmyjock 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 10:32

So true. And impressing your "love" with a bottle of rum? lol wow... This man got played and it's hilarious. My ex once gave me a jug of rum. What did I do with it? I drank it and hit on her hot sister.