FML : Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag...

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cdick - / Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:46 / United States

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By ayumi_fml | 0

#27247 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:22

i would've taken back the presents while she was sleeping..

By Bubs_fml | 0

#27339 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:52

Imagine if the genders were reversed here? I mean, people are pissed now, but there'd be an epic thousand-comment ****storm going on in here if a guy was the culprit in this FML.

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By ayumi_fml | 0

#27247 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:22

i would've taken back the presents while she was sleeping..

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xxwtfwasthatxx | 0

#1169340 - Sunday 1 August 2010 6:01

CHRIS BROWN that bitch

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brookie673 | 0

#2289081 - Sunday 3 April 2011 22:58

no. here's what u do:
next year, buy her thousands of dollars of stuff. then, once she sees it, toss her one little cheap thing from the pile, and set the rest on fire. mwahaha :)

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JocelynKaulitz | 28

#6554001 - Monday 7 March 2016 11:18

That's a little harsh, no?

By jackson7787 | 0

#27248 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:23

Maybe your real present just hasn't come in the mail yet?

:(

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sskarma23 | 9

#3588321 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 6:49

Notice how it's usually women who complain about not getting presents and shit.

By Mpapir | 0

#27252 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:23

dude that sucks, i agree with number 1

By yeahreally | 6

#27254 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:23

she better have made up for it later that night or something!!!

By nobody_special | 0

#27257 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:24

Steal back the stuff! D: What an insensitive girl, telling you to leave after giving her nice presents :(

By itxheather | 0

#27263 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:25

fucking steal the gifts back and dump her ass

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albert17 | 0

#913399 - Thursday 4 March 2010 8:03

Mmhmm

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EpicKassi | 23

#6589031 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 8:26

Dump, really???

By uguysareidiots | 0

#27267 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:26

tool.

By loveaddiction | 0

#27270 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:27

Wow, that sucks. I agree with #1...

By April11 | 0

#27292 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:32

Your girlfriend is a bitch who is using you and taking you for granted.

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jannie22 | 0

#2253381 - Monday 28 March 2011 5:54

agreed

By Riceball_fml | 0

#27301 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:36

I wouldn't say your girlfriend is a bitch, but that was pretty effed up of her. :/

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