Today, it was the girl of my dreams' birthday. She already knows I am totally in love with her. So for her birthday I decided to buy her a $60 dollar bottle of rum for her and her friends to have fun with. She picked it up from my house with her new boyfriend waiting in the car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, a week after my 10-year anniversary, I realized I've somehow been roped into hosting my husband's crush's birthday party with all their friends. My gift to myself was a $60 bottle of whiskey that won't arrive in time to help me with my debilitating social anxiety. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Crash the party and get that shit baaaack, brosky. The rum, I mean, not the girl.
samanthadude 0
If she isn't interested there isn't much you can do. The faster you move on, the faster you'll find a girl who loves you just as much as you love her. :]
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Comments (140)
jadee20002010 0
what a kick in the balls
Staciii 0
so if she never showed any signs of feelings toward you why did you buy her the rum OP?? just wasting your money & time on someone who doesn't care about you!
sloop_fml 0
loser
sweetkraut 2
OP, yeah it sucks that you have feelings for someone who doesn't return them, but I hate it when people try to buy love with expensive gifts. Unless she's deliberately leading you on in order to continue getting stuff from you she doesn't owe you anything.
hotz4u 0
hey it's my bday too!
nerdsgetmehot 23
You deserved it. You're letting her walk all over you! She most likely knows that you're in love with her, and she's taking advantage of that fact.
lanebane99 0
ydi because you should have known that she doesn't return your feelings. if a guy was in love with me and i had told him that i don't feel the same way, just because he bought me a 60 dollar bottle of rum doesn't mean i'm going to suddenly be in love with him. also at the same time, she's a bitch for accepting the gift if she knows how you feel. fyl for loving someone who doesn't love you back, but ydi for thinking gifts are going to buy her love.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#110 YES. Exactly...
jatori_loves 0
stfu, 50. . . 32 has a GREAT point cause that is exactly what i was thinking.
marylovesyou8D 7
buying her expensive rum isn't gonna make her like you, fool. (:
nightwolf86 7
I seriously feel for you. some dumb bitch pulled almost the same shit with me.