Today, it was the girl of my dreams' birthday. She already knows I am totally in love with her. So for her birthday I decided to buy her a $60 dollar bottle of rum for her and her friends to have fun with. She picked it up from my house with her new boyfriend waiting in the car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, a week after my 10-year anniversary, I realized I've somehow been roped into hosting my husband's crush's birthday party with all their friends. My gift to myself was a $60 bottle of whiskey that won't arrive in time to help me with my debilitating social anxiety. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Crash the party and get that shit baaaack, brosky. The rum, I mean, not the girl.
samanthadude 0
If she isn't interested there isn't much you can do. The faster you move on, the faster you'll find a girl who loves you just as much as you love her. :]
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Comments (140)
Mortanious 0
OP YDI and FYL. You're a pushover, you should not have given it to her. Tell her to go **** herself in a smooth way. When giving her the bottle just drop it and let it shatter then look at her in a way she knows what you're thinking, say nothing and walk away and close the door. (That's what I would have done, of course though I don't let things get here) Now FYL because you have to forget about her.
noeffingsoupfory 0
shoulda made a move sooner
lerthox 8
ydi for being such a wanker
ijrnelson 0
YDI for being her slave. get over her and move on.
arixbaby 0
...that is one huge martini glass
Sylvir 0
So I guess you weren't invited to the b-day party... YDI for giving her the present anyway.
fourtyeightguy 0
yeah she sucks. I wouldn't of gave it to her, you know they're both laughing at you as they drove off. her bf gets to benefit from your gift.
whipdeez 0
sounds like a case of friends WITHOUT benefits.
DVARD 0
OWNED!
GamerGoddess 0
It sucks that you're "in love" with someone who isn't in love with you, but YDI for throwing money away on a girl thinking u can win her affection like that. She's a bitch for accepting ur gifts, bc all u r to her is a little puppy who will come when called, and u need to accept that and get over her. Find someone who will appreciate u and stop trying to buy affection