Sexy talk

By hamburger - 06/07/2013 21:21 - United States - Adrian

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Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML
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The_Water_Ninja 9

sounds charming...

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datgamerchick 14

Sounds like we know what's cooking for dinner!

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The_Water_Ninja 9

sounds charming...

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hessel 13

pfft watch how romantic it is when morgan freeman says it

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then000bster 16

@23, I can't imagine Morgan Freeman saying it in a sexy voice. It always comes out smooth like dinner talk, not dirty sexfood.

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fieldhockeygal97 19

At least he didn't say: bite the pillow, I'm going in dry

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feelingold 18

Why does OP assume he was trying to sound romantic?

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priiest 8

Ya.... I believe a guy would try to make a joke there

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iheartkanye 8

Well, can't blame a guy for trying... He's just trying to combine a guys two FAVOURITE things, sex and food. Did it work? Naaah....

Blue_Black_fml 21

I don't think the husband was trying to do that..

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datgamerchick 14

Sounds like we know what's cooking for dinner!

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nnnope 26

your profile picture is perfect

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mackdeezy 22

This is when you kindly remind him that you're having sex, not cooking :p.

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TrueTriage 16

1st of all this doesn't apply to this situation. Secondly NEVER COMMENT THIS AGAIN OR WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN 3rd learn the Internet rules then come back to this site for an unofficial copy just read stuff on 4chan for a week

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SuperDanielNL 23

This is honestly the shittiest thread ever on FML. People using all caps and stuff.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Yeah, and don't forget about people jumping on the bandwagon too.

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KickRocksNerd 11

TrueTriage: You should calm your **** lol. It's was a pun.

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kyla_milan13 5

Wait why is #14 so mad. Lol like calm down. Maybe you need some anal to calm you donw

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mimiminx 23

Can anal be romantic then?!

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zolziski 11

I guess it depends on what you find romantic.

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ShyAnn29 14

I guess if you think having something hard shoved up your butt romantic, then it is. Personally, I don't think that sounds very romantic at all!

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DjeePee 24

Why can't it be? If it's done nice and gently, with lots of hugs and kisses... sounds fairly romantic to me.

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twinkiefeets 17

Why can't it be? If it's between two consenting adults you could make anything romantic.

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graceinsheepwear 33

shoo-doo-shoo-bee-ooo-bee. See how romantic scatting can be?

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AestheticGuy 21

Of course it can! @35 "Shy-ann" I dont think anyone cares what you think. If you can't handle that anal is simply another method of sexual intimacy and can of course be intensely romantic, then you have obviously not been in a sexual relationship. Its ok to be a virgin, but dont comment about a topic that you obviously have no experience in, ok sweetie :)

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SuperDanielNL 23

Well that's really suave and smooth talking...

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Miss_Klutzie 28

Aaaaaaaand there went the mood ._. Lol

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