Sexy talk

By hamburger - 06/07/2013 21:21 - United States - Adrian

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Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML
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The_Water_Ninja 9

sounds charming...

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datgamerchick 14

Sounds like we know what's cooking for dinner!

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mkcherry 14

i don't really equate sex and romance but i don't see how anal would be any less romantic than conventional sex and I would be laughing too hard to keep having sex if my s/o ever said anything like that.

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Shandra78 9

I used to date a guy who made 'charming' statements like this. He never could figure out why I suddenly wasn't in the mood. Or I'd bust out laughing, which killed his erection every time...

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AcieMcG 21

If my boyfriend wants to put it up my butt, he has to take it as well, equal rights lol

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worldclassrager 39

Sounds like a cookout...and that sounds horrible in more ways than one...

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rickyblair 16

Did you still go through with it? Because I would have legitimately died laughing and we probably wouldn't have continued because the mood would be ruined.

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Lukcia 5

I love a good barbeque!

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xemnas164 6

I won't ever look at a hotdog the same way ever again.

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